| UNDER SEIGE
Harrison: So Sammy, the piercing, Rudolph the red nose no more.
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Brooke: You guys I have an announcement.
Mary: Oh my god ya'll Brooke's pregnant.
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Sam: Oh I can't believe I almost got sucked into your gravitational pull…
Brooke:Oh what ever…
Bio teacher: Eh Ginger, Mary Anne, we're not at home watching Ricki Lake, talking about the hos and freak outs, shut up and get dicing. Ah Miss Lily the weather report just arrived and there is an F5 tornado swirling around your GPA, you gonna fly up there and join the trailer park people in the eye of the storm or are you going to cut crocky and fall to earth safely in my strawberry patch.
Lily: Respectfully I choose to keep my purse closed and day dream.
Bio Teacher Great, just checking, enjoy you're F.
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Nude Guy: Hey Nic, is this some new benefit, that the cheerleaders hand out towels now.
Nicole: You know it, we're full service gals and you're full on italian aren't you?
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Brooke: You know it was fun. I felt like I spent the evening with the Brady Brunch or the gang from Different Strokes. Sort of one of those episodes of those of families in turmoil thrown together show that always gets cancelled because one of the kids robbed a dry cleaner to pay for his drug habit.
Jane: So Brooke which girl on the bunch did you always relate to.
Brooke: Oh…
Sam: Oh Brooke's a Marsha, don't you think Brooke.
Brooke: Actually no Sam, I'm a Jan.
Mike: Well which one are you Sam?
Brooke: Oh can I guess? Ah, judging by that outfit I'd have to say Alice.
Sam: Mom, Principal Hall will probably be calling you tomorrow. My journalism faculty advisor got framed for sex with a student, the student being me. Don't worry I'm innocent as is Mr Grant, nothing happened. Brooke here just decided to get back at me for writing my editorial and made the whole thing up.
Brooke: I didn't do that. I don't know what you did last summer and I don't care. You'd like to think that I had something to do with it because it would make you're life easier because then you'd have someone to blame for you're problems. When your problem Sam is yourself. Now that you've ended cheerleaders and my relationship with my boyfriend maybe you can find some time and grab therapy, you need it.
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Sam: No Brooke. You just have so many nice things and there are so may at our school who have nothing but their pride. And everyday you chip away at it, you take that away too. When is enough enough for you?
Sam: My father died 2 years ago, did you know that? My mother loved him very much. Did your mother die?
Brooke: No she left.
Sam: With you as a daughter it is easy to see why.
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Sam: Then there's you and me.
Brooke: Two people who really don't like each other at all.
Sam: Well this ought to be interesting.
Brooke: Very. __________________ HIM / HIM / http://www.carlydashpope.com - copy & paste and replace the word dash with - |