smoguntia

Because they were chosen by science.
Because they don't drink coffee.
Because they have a shared aversion to soiled hosiery.
Because they each have a deal with their mother.
Because they have opted out together.
Because they are both unfamiliar with slang.
Because they found something to talk about on their "date."
Because she wanted to see his cats.
Because they tricked her mother.
Because they tried meme theory out on their friends.
Because they both dislike Priya.
Because they kissed and it was "fascinating."
Because she taught him how to massage his own shoulders.
Because Amy considers him as her kinda sorta boyfriend.
Because he is her heartbreaker.
Because they cuddled.
Because he was worried when he could not get in touch with Amy.
Because he's her snuggle bunny.
Because theirs is a relationship of the mind.
Because he didn't let her be alone.
Because he was jealous of Amy dating Stuart.
Because he asked her to be his girlfriend.
Because they have a Relationship Agreement.
Because she's a Princess and he gave her a tiara.
Because she saved him a dumpling.
Because the music took him to her.
Because he asked her advice.
Because they find each other physically attractive.
Because Sheldon's affectionate feelings for her are increasing at an accelerated rate.
Because he broke the Hand-holding clause and held her hand.
Because their progeny will be the first in a line of benign overlords.
Because Sheldon likes sharing mixed nuts with Amy.
Because they compromised and Sheldon lost.
Because when he looks into her eyes, he knows what kind of man he wants to be.
Because Amy is HIS woman.
Because Sheldon won't let no low down pole cat wrong his woman.
Because it's a possibility.








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{51} Because Shamy are so complex we're writing a book on the subject.
{52} Because "he's truly in love with her mind" - Mayim.
{53} Because when they dance there are hands everywhere!
{54} Because Sheldon is having affectionate feelings for Amy at inappropriate times.
{55} Because their progeny will be the first in a line of benign overlords.
{56} Because he can't help thinking about her pale, slightly-hunched shoulders.
{57} Because they've just held hands and we're already planning their wedding.
{58} Because Jim doesn’t know exactly why he’s with her..."maybe it's just love."
{59} Because when he looks in her eyes, he knows the kind of man he wants to be.
{60} Because we'll see them married in four years (or less).
{61} Because they're having fun with flags.
{62} Because they shared a can of mixed nuts.
{65} Because Sheldon cares about Amy's well being.
{66} Because Tea is Their Thing
{67} Because We All Love TV's First Couple Of Nerdom
{68} Because "it's a possibility".
{69} Because their coitus will be frequent, intense and whimsically inventive.
{70} Because Sheldon is quite fond of Amy
{71} Because Amy finds Sheldon's personality quirks cute as a button
{72} Because she is his emergency contact.
{73} Because she is his 73.
{74} Because they are subtle but powerful
{75} Because we want a SIK by the end of the season or ELSE.
{76} Because his quirks just make her love him more.
{77} Because boy howdy they are magic.
{78} Because He Read the Infernal Book
{79} Because Sheldon Thinks Amy is a Wonderful Girlfriend
{80} Because they're under a love spell.
{81} Because they removed each other's armor.
{82} Because he nibbled her 14.
{83} Because before Amy Sheldon never considered being intimate with anyone
{84} Because Sheldon doesn't think their relationship is a joke
{85} Because Sheldon knows that it’s better to have Amy than to not have her
{86} Because "Sheldon know's what'll get her ' Jim
{87} Because we need something Sheldon initiated in Season 7
{88} Because Sheldon is Amy's Sweet Babboo
{89} Because Sheldon is Popeye and Amy is his Olive Oyl
{90} Because "That's not how we're going to do it."
{91} Because he wanted to rock her world on his couch
{92} Because Amy is Sheldon's cute little lump of wool
{93} Because they're in the zone
{94} Because she made the fort.



Because in their relationship they are themselves.
Because they’ve found a way for it to work for them and it’s not the way it works for other people.
Because this is our Shamyface.
Because she wanted to show him off to her family.
Because he got to blow the whistle because of her.
Because she arranged for him to be a Junior Amtrak Train Conductor.
Because Sheldon is a brains-man.
Because Tiara's and Trains are always a good idea.
Because Sheldon knows how he feels about Amy.
Because Amy's the MJ to Sheldon's Spiderman.
Because Sheldon's finally getting a Testosterone level.
Because Amy's Not Alone Anymore, She has Sheldon.
Because he's working on it.
Because word in the university, he's giving her genitals a proper jostling.
Because, for Sheldon, what they have is extremely intimate
Because they love to play D&D
Because Amy is Sheldons girl
Because don't worry little moth, the flame will come to you
Because in Amy's mind, they kissed.
Because Amy plans to put his love of repetition to good use someday
Because Amy is drawn to the blazing fire that is Sheldon