But Leo used to be a tattoo artist.
Eric: Man, I thought [Donna and I] were past the phase where we had to impress each other.
Hyde: You are. Now you’re in the she-dumps-you-for-a-biker-with-a-wicked-tattoo phase. The most entertaining of all phases.
Eric: Oh, my God, Hyde. Oh, my god -- that’s it! A tattoo is
dangerous! There’s a place next to the liquor store! I could go get one right
now!
Leo: No way man! We’re not going to let you go to a sleazy tattoo parlor and spend money on something that you’ll regret for the rest of your life. I’ll tattoo you for free, man! I’m pretty sure I used to do this for a living.
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See? And how sweet and well-meaning is Leo?
