jackiehydelover

Reasons:
1. Because he has an insane amount of patience for his spoiled whiny skating princess.
2. Because she loves how he rolls his r's.
3. Because he displays her to any room like the beautiful flower she is.
4. Because he listens to women when they talk, and gawd, does Jackie talk.
5. Because he chose not to do her that night after the Doo-dah, even when she was drunk as hell and just as willing.
6. Because Jackie only dates guys she can take out in public.
7. Because Fez could have taken Kelso's woman, but he didn't.
8. Because the self-professed roller disco machine won't work for nobody but Jackie.
9. Because he sang to her in his native tongue
10. Because he banged his head on the table with the stupid helmet over her
11. Because he saved her in the old school on Halloween
12. Because while Kelso took care of Jackie's mind, Fez got to take care of her body
13. Because Fez would have appreciated four types of mascara
14. Because Jackie knows once you go Fez, you never go back...and it rhymes in his language
15. Because Fez's guts were bursting with love
16. Because sometimes when a girl says you're funny, it does not just mean she thinks you're funny.
17. Because even Donna admits he's sexy.
18. Because Fez gave Jackie his coat when Kelso wouldn't.
19. Even if they lasted a week, it'd be the best week of their lives.
20. Because when Fez kissed her in the movie theater, Jackie reached to kiss him back.
21. Because Fez risked his neck to spray-paint their names on the water tower, and it's the thought that counts.
22. Because Fez actually shakes it and listens to ABBA.
23. Because Jackie knows she should have been with him a long time ago and said so.
24. Because Fez didn't immediately cave in when she confessed.
25. Because he kept vigil outside the bathroom door afterward.
26. Because he wasted no time in chasing after her and had the nerve to take back everything he said.
27. Because she didn't immediately cave in when he did so.
28. And came to her senses once she knew he was leaving.
29. Because "Mr. and Mrs. Fez...Fez" has such a nice ring to it.
30. Because even Mary Tyler Moore says you can't fake passion like that.
31. Because of the way they looked at each other when they first danced - and yes, Kelso, she was touching his a**.
32. Because he comforted her when Kelso screwed up her Dairy Pageant dreams and told her she deserved better.
33. Because he tried to get Jackie and Hyde back together.
34. Because they respect each other for what they are - stuffed unicorn fetishes and pantsless, solo Candyland gaming included.
35. Because Fez makes Jackie feel good about herself.
36. Because Jackie loves the way he rocks that tight black lingerie, garters and all.
37. Because it's a good thing Bob walked in, or he'd be Jackie's stepdaddy right now.
38. Two words: Prince Eduardo.
39. Because she took Fenton shopping just to keep Fez from being evicted.
40. Because they'll singlehandedly keep disco alive.
41. Because he willingly took Jackie to other people's weddings when Hyde wouldn't - always a bridesmaid, indeed.
42. Because he'll make those Weebles wobble for her, and they will fall down.
43. Because secretly Jackie loved his joie de vivre.
44. Because he's always loved her.
45. Because he gave her the best kiss of her life.
46. Because he's everything she pretended she didn't want, but actually did. (courtesy of the lovely Miss Zennie)
47. Because there's nothing better than a night in with "The Wizard Of Oz" and making fun of Kansas.
48. Because foreigners always finish the job.
49. Because they can kick anyone's gold lame asses.
50. Because hope springs eternal.