| Michael: We cook, and we read, and we listen to music.
Brian: And check each other’s pulses to make sure your still alive? You know if it was me I’d be out every night. topping the tall timber.
Michael: Yeah well that’s why they have environmental protection laws.
one of michael's best lines [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]
Brian: Bull****, bull****, bull****, all protests are bull****, I mean a bunch of well-meaning do-gooders marching around carrying signs, chanting, ‘hey hey ho ho homophobia has got to go’, give me a god damn ****ing break.
Mikey: So I guess this means you’re not going with us?
Brian: ‘Hell no I wont go’ [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]
Ted: It's like playing with fire! I mean.. what if a condom breaks? Or he's flossing his teeth and his gums bleed?
Brian: Or he shoots off his load and you're bending over to tie your shoe and it accidentally flies up your ass... __________________ i don't want to be on the treadmill of artificiality. ~ gale harold |