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well, okay then. here we go.
1) Damon's Batman. He's dumber than a rock but somehow saves the day all the time
2) Probably. Though I suspect Elena secretly wants Jeremy to die just like Kol inferrred Damon did/does ( and I think Kol's right about that). I would be stunned, happy, but stunned if Jeremy actually survives until the end of the show
3) Because thinking is not Elena's strength. Her strength is whining and trying to find ways to appear helpless and a harlot at the same time so guys trip over themselves and do the heavy lifting and thinking for themselves... I almost thought for a second that was where they were going with Klaus/Elena with all that staring and Elena's pouting lips.
4) Because Damon's batman. He knows JP has torrid fantasies about him so he gets away with everything.