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Appreciation thread for Sheldon Cooper and Howard Wolowitz

Reasons

Because Howard taught Sheldon Mandarin
Because Sheldon loves to mock Howard with the fact he has no Phd
Because Howard drove him home (Euclid Avenue )
Because Howard is Sheldons acquaintance
Because Howard got Sheldon a meeting with Stephen Hawking
Because Howard pretends to give a damn about Sheldon's piddly ass problems
Because Sheldon said "Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz!"

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QUOTES:

Sheldon Cooper: They expect me to give a speech at the banquet. I can't give a speech.
Howard Wolowitz: No, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up.
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Howard: What's the matter, you chicken?
Sheldon: I've always found that an inappropriate slur. Chickens are not by nature at all timid. In fact, when I was young, my neighbor's chicken got loose and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.
Raj: Chickens can't climb trees.
Sheldon: Thank God!
Howard: Okay, I believe the chicken made you his bitch.
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Howard: Why should I do something nice for you?
Sheldon: To go to Jewish heaven.
Howard: Jews don't have heaven
Sheldon: To avoid Jewish Hell?
Howard: Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish Hell
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Wolowitz: You don't seem to be understanding the English word no. Maybe a different language will help... Russian - Neyt, Chinese - Bu, Japanese- Iya, Klingon- ghobe, Binary Coded Ascii- 01101110 01101111
Sheldon: I'm not asking for me. I'm asking for Hawking.
Wolowitz: Let me try it gangsta.... Hellz Naw
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Howard: Women, you can't live with them. You can't successfully refute thier hypotheses.
Sheldon: Amen to that.
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Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
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Sheldon: Excuse me, Penny, but...
Leonard: Don't tell her.
Sheldon: We're playing Klingon Boggle.
Leonard: Awww!
Howard: What do you mean "Aww?" Like she didn't know we were nerds?
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Sheldon: I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly. I prefer the classics: regular and Klingon.
Howard: Actually, Indian Monopoly is just like regular. Except the money is in rupees and instead of hotels, you build call centers. And when you pick a chance card, you might die of dysentery. Just FYI, that was racist.
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CLIPS:

Sheldon gives his spot to Howard

Sheldon figures out Howard's magic trick

Sheldon begs Howard to introduce him to Hawking

Howard's Reverse Prank on Sheldon

Sheldon's Big Secret Revealed

Sheldon and Howard Taunting Each Other for a Cricket

GET OUT OF MY SPOT



Will be working on this since we just had a GREAT Sheldon vs Howard episode!