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Harry Potter is a dweeb.   |
I beg to differ, but am not going to get into it
This reminds me of the parody fan fic my sister and I co-wrote. It was based on the Newlywed Game.
The Newlywed, Not So Newlywed Game, a star wars fanfic | FanFiction
Anakin and Padmé and Max and Tess (from Roswell) were contestants.
Anakin says he's the only Chosen One
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Max answers the question. "She always talks about our destiny, destiny this, destiny that. It's too much pressure! Then she breaks out the alien guidebook, which we can't even read! She tells me how I have to defeat Kivar and save our people like I am some kind of Chosen One!"
Anakin turns to him and points to himself, "Hey! I am the only Chosen One around here! You can't take my title."
Max retorts, "I meant in this galaxy." Thank the maker for that "can't use your powers" clause in the contracts.
"That doesn't matter. There can only be ONE! That's why I am called the Chosen ONE!" Anakin shouts raising a single finger for emphasis.