2x13 – The Father Knows Best

Seth: ..thinking and wondering hour after hour if Zach and Summer-
Ryan: Don’t.
Seth: Had sex in the hotel room right next to mine.
Ryan: And you did. Amazing.
Seth: Ryan, they spent the night in the room right beside mine, how can I not wonder if they had sex?
Ryan: Because it’s pointless. You can obsess about it for the rest of your life and you’ll never really know.
Seth: Yeah, no, you’re right. Of course, you’re right. I have to let it go because there is no way I will ever know. Unless I ask Summer.
Ryan: What?
Seth: Yeah, it came to me last night during Hellboy. See, it’s the uncertainty that’s killing me, Ryan.
Ryan: It won’t be the uncertainty killing you if you ask Summer.
Seth: No, see-
Ryan: No, Seth! You can’t ask her. It’s weird and it’s creepy and it’s none of your business.

Seth: Seriously, what was I thinking? That Summer was in the hotel room saying “no, Zach, I can’t. I’, still in love with Seth.”
Ryan: Well, weren’t you?
Seth: That was kind of a rhetorical question.
(…)
Ryan: You think maybe you should be venting this to Summer?
Seth: Hell no. Last time I tried to talk to her about things, she nearly decapitated me with my favourite pillow.
Ryan: I’m just saying, if you want closure.

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