I just want everyone to know drunk!Sam is one of the best things ever. Right next to drugged!Sam (but only the happy drugs, not the evil demon blood as a metaphor for drugs.)
"I'm so used to being the guy who can talk his way out of anything but what do you say when you don't want a way out? What you all have done for me is... indescribable. It's unbelievable. And my love for you is immeasurable. Even when you split it seven ways."
– Jeffrey Winger