*eats paddles number 800 now* 
Yum!
STOP SPANKING ME, you fruit cake!
Oh yes
RumpelGold I've written some fics before.
Hardly any get any reviews.
My writing is very awesome that way.
the pics! And they lived happily ever after in a land of fruits, cakes and nuts!
Kidding.
Smut?
the even more dirtier stuff! Gosh you all are an awesome riot in here!