Imagine Alo's ep starting with him moaning to Mini about that fact that he's the only virgin left.

Alo: Even Franky's getting more action than I am. A lot more, actually. In fact, judning by the sounds coming from upstairs, I think she's doing my dad in right now, and he died several episodes ago, so...
Mini: Well, you're in luck, because us lesbians love to devirginize nerdy guys. IN YOU POP!