Oh he won't say anything at all and just think you're weird.
He doesn't say a whole lot, you have to initiate the conversation.
I went to see a Panto version of Wizard of Oz yesterday and it was hilarious. One of my favourite Canadian stage actors was starring in it. One of the girls I was with wish was to meet him so I took her to the stage door. She was thrilled when he came out, hugged me and told me that it's been too long. I introduced her and she was just so excited he shook her hand.
It's hilarious!