WRITTEN IN THE STARS

RORY: Hey.
COLIN: Don't put your number. Don't put your number!
FINN: I'm not putting my number, I'm putting your number. (points at Logan)
RORY: That's my room
LOGAN: Okay, put my number.

LOGAN: Tell Marty I said hi, and I promise to remember you instantly next time. - Now, tell me that wasn't fun? ... Master and Commander.
RORY: The movie?
LOGAN: No, that's what I want you to call me from now on.

NORMAN MAILER! I'M PREGNANT!

RORY: Plus I’m completely onto your routine now.
LOGAN: Wow.
RORY: Yeah. So I figure I’ll just track you, and you’ll eventually lead me there anyway. So, hey. I mean it would have been easier if you just would have talked to me now, but I can do it the other way if you want.
LOGAN: The other way.
RORY: Yes.
LOGAN: You tracking me.
RORY: Yes.
LOGAN: Following my every move?
RORY: Yeah.
LOGAN: I pick that way.
RORY: Okay, but –
LOGAN: We can start right now, if you want. I’m heading back to my room, I can keep the window open in case you feel the need to sneak in, and track me from the inside.
RORY: Thanks for the info.
LOGAN: Absolutely. And hey, good luck with that article. Sounds like a hell of a scoop.

YOU JUMP, I JUMP JACK

LOGAN: It’ll be fun, it’ll be a thrill. Something stupid, something bad for you. Just something different. Isn’t this the point of being young? It’s your choice, Ace. People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it’s one less minute you haven’t lived.

LOGAN: You trust me?
RORY: You jump, I jump, Jack.

THE PARTY'S OVER

LOGAN: Rory. There you are, I've been looking everywhere for you. I'm late, I'm sorry, don't be mad. Logan Huntzberger.
JORDAN: Uh, Jordan Chase.
LOGAN: Good to meet you, thanks for keeping my girl busy. If you hadn't, she would've noticed exactly how late I am and then she mighta left and that would have been very, very bad.
JORDAN: Excuse me, I'm sorry - you're with her?
LOGAN: Going on a year and a half.

LOGAN: Well, we got to see this guy.
RORY: What?
LOGAN: See who the man is who's won your heart. Got to make sure he's good enough. Let's go, boys!

BUT NOT AS CUTE AS PUSHKIN

ANNA: He's cute.
RORY: Yes, he is. But not as cute as Pushkin.

LOGAN: She's with me now. I told you that. Let it go.
COLIN: I will not let it go!
LOGAN: She doesn't love you. Rory, tell him you don't love him!
COLIN: Everything was fine until you came along!
LOGAN: Oh, don't blame me because you couldn't keep her.

LOGAN: That's not a good look.
RORY: I have no words.
LOGAN: It was just a joke.
RORY: Oh no, wait. I found some. Jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat boy, lowlife, buttfaced miscreant.
LOGAN: Buttface miscreant?
RORY: Why would you do something like that?
LOGAN: I'm sorry, buttfaced miscreant?

RORY: You and me? Very different people.

RORY: He's so frustrating, that guy. I mean, I don't know what I did to get on his bad side or why he just has to come after me.
MARTY: Oh, stop it!
RORY: What?
MARTY: He's not coming after you. He likes you.
RORY: He does not.
MARTY: Oh, please, Rory.
RORY: Marty, he does not like me. I mean, look at what he did. Look at that stunt he pulled. He totally humiliated me.
MARTY: Attention like that from people like Logan is like being tapped. You've been anointed. You're in.
RORY: In what?
MARTY: In with him, with his group. He likes you. Stop being so naive. Its annoying.

COME HOME

LOGAN: So how come I never see you around?
RORY: I'm around.
LOGAN: Yeah? Where?
RORY: Class, coffee cart, the students' store when I run out of thumbtacks?
LOGAN: Wow! Thrilling life.
RORY: I'm really not that boring.
LOGAN: Oh, I know you're not boring.

WEDDING BELL BLUES

RORY: Are you ever going to ask me out? You flirt with me. You act like you like me a little. You show up here, with a friend, not a date. I mean, aren’t you? Ever? You do like me, right? Oh. Okay. Uh, no problem. I’ll just, um, let you go back to your table, and I’ll just start burrowing directly into the ground.
LOGAN: Rory.
RORY: I should be in China by midnight.
LOGAN: Rory.
RORY: You called me Rory.
LOGAN: I want to be clear.
RORY: Oh, good.
LOGAN: I have thought about asking you out, several times. I just don’t think it’s such a good idea.
RORY: Why not?
LOGAN: Because you’re special.
RORY: Special, like ‘Stop eating the paste’, special?
LOGAN: You are beautiful. You are intelligent. You are incredibly interesting. You’re definitely girlfriend material. I, however, am definitely not boyfriend material. I can’t do commitment, and I don’t want to pretend to you that I can. If I were to date you, there would be no dating. It would be something, right away, and I’m not that guy.
RORY: But’ I’m not looking for anything something like.
LOGAN: Rory.
RORY: I’m not. I’ve done that. As a matter of fact, I just did that, and that’s not what I want.
LOGAN: I’m not saying you want that right now.
RORY: No, I don’t want that at all. No, I’m not expecting anything. I’m just I like you, and I want to spend some time with you. No strings attached.
LOGAN: No strings attached, huh.
RORY: Hey, girls just wanna have fun. Stringless fun.

LOGAN: Look, are you sure you want to do this?
RORY: I just want to know what it would be like.
[She kisses him.]
LOGAN: I feel like I’m kissing a guy.
[Rory rolls her eyes and kisses him again.]
LOGAN: And apparently I had no idea what I was missing.

SAY SOMETHING

RORY: Hey, did it ever occur to you when I called to ask you if you wanted to hang out that I meant that it should just be the two of us?
LOGAN: I actually wasn't sure, the whole thing was a little vague.
RORY: It wasn't vague.
LOGAN: No, hanging out's a little vague. It's not a specific boy-girl thing.
RORY: Well, I can tell you that I wasn't expecting to be Fanny Brice to your Nicky Arnstein.
LOGAN: But I already had this game going, and I couldn't just kick everybody out, so my choice is to say no and not see you at all or say yes and do it the way we did it.
RORY: Well, I wasn't expecting a group.
LOGAN: So, I should have said no, meaning I wouldn't see you at all? I wanted to see you.
RORY: Well, that's nice. I wanted to see you too. I just thought it would be a little more intimate.
LOGAN: Intimate?
RORY: You know what I mean.
LOGAN: So the only time we can see each other is to have sex?
RORY: No, Logan, that's not what I'm saying.
LOGAN: That's what I'm taking from this.

JEWS AND CHINESE FOOD

RORY: So, how was it? Was it fun?
LOGAN: No, very dull. Let’s not talk about it. We’re all going to China
Palace for food. Grab your coat, let’s go.
RORY: Oh, um. I can’t.
LOGAN: What? Sure you can. Come on. I missed you, let me buy you a fortune cookie.

MARTY: Rory, I feel like I really need to tell you something.
RORY: Okay.
MARTY: Um, I know we’re friends. [He smiles.] And I’m glad we’re friends. But I don’t want to be just friends anymore. I like you.
RORY: I like – Logan.
MARTY: Yeah. I figured.
RORY: I don’t know why.
MARTY: Really? ‘Cause I’ve got a few guesses.

LOGAN: You want to get changed into something more comfortable?
RORY: More comfortable than this?
LOGAN: I actually was hoping for some feetsie pajamas.
RORY: Oh, now you know I’m not that kind of girl.
[They kiss again]
LOGAN: Do you want me to go?
[She kisses him.]
LOGAN: Rory, do you want me to go?
RORY: No.
LOGAN: Okay, ‘cause if you think climbing in that window was hard –
RORY: Shh.

SO... GOOD TALK

LOGAN: So I stopped by the paper the other day to see you.
RORY: Really?
LOGAN: And then I tried to sneak out when I realized you weren't there. But our omnipresent editor cornered me. Does Doyle ever leave that place?
RORY: Unfortunately yes, otherwise I would be denied the regular pleasure of seeing him in Property of Alcatraz pajama pants.

RORY: Just thought you should know. We’re both dumb.
LOGAN: Guess we found each other.
RORY: Guess we did.

RORY: So I thought I would come talk to you now about Logan.
LORELAI: Oh. Okay.
RORY: I want to tell you now, so you hear it from me, right when it's… starting.
LORELAI: Right when it's starting? Oh. Got it. So, the two of you are starting something, huh?
RORY: Yes. We have definitely started something.
LORELAI: Started! Oh, you have already started something. Wow. Okay, fast.
RORY: I know, but he's so great. I mean, you've seen him. He's beautiful, and really smart. Smarter than me, I swear. And he's – great.
LORELAI: Yes, he seems great.
RORY: And we have a lot in common, which is good.
LORELAI: Very good.
RORY: The paper, and Yale of course, and he's extremely well-read. And I know Logan's rich, and I know you don't really -
LORELAI: No, no. Rory, I don't care if he's rich. If you like him -
RORY: I do. I really like him.
LORELAI: And he's treating you well.
RORY: He is. I'm having fun. A lot of fun.

PULP FRICTION

LOGAN: Are we still good?
RORY: Absolutely.
LOGAN: Really?
RORY: Logan, we both agreed. No strings attached. Remember?
LOGAN: I remember. I was just checking to see how well you remember.
RORY: I remember perfectly.

LOGAN: Robert. He’s kind of a jerk. Haven’t you noticed he’s kind of a jerk?
RORY: Nope.
LOGAN: Huh. Night’s young.

RORY: We can’t do this here, Logan.
LOGAN: You’re right. Let’s go.
RORY: Go where?
LOGAN: Your place. My place. Let’s take a train to New York, spend the night in the Plaza.
RORY: We can’t just leave. We have dates.
LOGAN: I don’t like this.
RORY: Like what?
LOGAN: You here with Robert.
RORY: You’re here with Whitney.
LOGAN: I know!
RORY: So, what’s the problem?
LOGAN: The problem is you’re here with Robert and it’s bothering me, and I don’t like that it’s bothering me.
RORY: Sorry. Do you want us to leave?
LOGAN: No, I want us to leave. You and me.
RORY: I can’t do that.
LOGAN: Oh, you want to spend the rest of the night with Robert instead of me?
RORY: I came here with Robert.
LOGAN: So dump Robert! I hate Robert!
RORY: He’s your friend!
LOGAN: So what? I still hate him.

TO LIVE AND LET DIORAMA

PARIS: I haven't seen Logan lately.
RORY: Why don't you call him then? I bet he misses you.
PARIS: Is he missing you?
RORY: Good-bye!

RORY: Why doesn't he like me? Why doesn't he call me? What did I do?

BUT I'M A GILMORE

RORY: I can't do this anymore Logan.
LOGAN: Do what?
RORY: This casual dating thing. I don't like it. It's not who I am and I don't want to make it who I am.

LOGAN: All right, fine. I'll do it.
RORY: Do what?
LOGAN: I'll be your boyfriend.
RORY: You can't be my boyfriend.
LOGAN: Why not?
RORY: Because you told me that you can't be my boyfriend.
LOGAN: If I say I can, then I can.

LOGAN: Rory. Do you really want to stop seeing me?
RORY: No, but I can't -
LOGAN: 'Cause I don't want to stop seeing you.
RORY: Okay, but -
LOGAN: So then just accept what I'm saying. I like trying new things. It's new, it's different, but I can do it.

LOGAN: See how good this is going so far? I think I'm going to be an excellent boyfriend.

RORY: I don’t understand!
LOGAN: They’re psychotic. What more is there to understand?
RORY: But why don’t they think I’m good enough?
LOGAN: Rory.
RORY: I mean, I’m a Gilmore! Do they know that? My ancestors came over on the Mayflower!
LOGAN: Don’t try to analyze it, there’s no rhyme or reason!
RORY: I had a coming out party! I went to Chilton, and Yale, and why are they okay with Josh? I mean, he doesn’t even say anything! At least I noticed the Velazquez!
LOGAN: Josh isn’t marrying the heir to the Huntzberger fortune, you are.

LOGAN: I’m sorry.
RORY: For what?
LOGAN: For just taking off like that. I just, this was a very intense evening for me.
RORY: I’m sure.
LOGAN: But taking off like that, I was overreacting, that’s just stupid. So, forgive me?
RORY: There’s nothing to forgive.

HOW MANY KROPOGS TO CAPE COD?

LOGAN: What are the odds of getting out of this?
RORY: Pretty much zero.
LOGAN: Then let’s do it.
RORY: Really?
LOGAN: Yeah, it won’t be so bad.
RORY: Well, you are a true gentleman. [She hears a bang from Logan’s end of the phone.] Oh, my God, what was that?
LOGAN: Carrier pigeon. Should have opened the window.
RORY: Not funny.
LOGAN: Kinda funny.

LOGAN: Don’t worry, Ace, I’m sure you’re doing fine.
RORY: I just don’t want your father to be disappointed in me.
LOGAN: Rory, in order for my dad to be truly disappointed in you, your name would have to be Logan.
RORY: I’m sure that’s not true.

EMILY: Oh, look at you two, you’re just perfect. Aren’t they perfect, Richard?
RICHARD: Perfect.
RORY: We’re not perfect.
EMILY: Nonsense, you’re perfect!
LOGAN: No, she’s right. I’ve got split ends like you wouldn’t believe.

EMILY: A power couple. That’s what you are.
RICHARD: We were thrilled to hear that Rory is going to be working with your father, Logan.
RORY: I’m not really working with him. Just near him, more like.
LOGAN: She’s knocking them dead over there. Now if I can just get her to relax.
RORY: I relax.

BLAME, BOOZE AND MELVILLE

LOGAN: So he treating you all right?
RORY: Who, your dad? They’ve been great.
LOGAN: You sure?
RORY: Yeah?
LOGAN: Just checking.

LOGAN: Try and leave your grandparent’s dinner early. They get you every Friday night, why not let me have one?
RORY: You’re very one-note today.
LOGAN: Well, I miss you, Ace.

LOGAN: So I guess we got to take to the sea.
RORY: That one looks good.
LOGAN: Yeah.
RORY: Nice and seaworthy.
LOGAN: Not ours to take.
RORY: That ever stopped you before?
LOGAN: I think I’ve been a bad influence on you, Ace.

A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME

LOGAN: I should have known something happened, the way you showed up at Honor’s party like that. I should have known.
RORY: My mother shouldn’t have said anything.
LOGAN: She didn’t say anything specific.
RORY: Then what’d she say?
LOGAN: Rory, just tell me what happened.
RORY: It’s stupid. I feel stupid.
LOGAN: Rory.
RORY: I overreacted. You’ll think I’m three.
LOGAN: Tell me.
RORY: He just doesn’t think that I’ve got what it takes to be a journalist. He says he knows when someone has it, and I apparently do not have it.
LOGAN: He said that to you?
RORY: Yeah.
LOGAN: Just like that.
RORY: Pretty much.
LOGAN: I knew it. I knew this was going to happen. I didn’t want you to take that internship.

LOGAN: You’re my girlfriend, Rory, he should have treated you better than that.

LOGAN: You should have told me.
RORY: I didn’t want to tell you.
LOGAN: Hey. If this relationship thing is going to work, then it goes both ways. You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts, okay?
RORY: Okay. I’m sorry.