| Here's my lame attempt. Extra cheese on this one:
Craig: My life is one big soap opera. My dad smacked me around and then went off and died in a messy car accident. I keep making a fool out of myself - I laugh at his funeral, then have some weird episode that is similar to what Carrie did in the Stephen King movie, and then I freak out in public and end up crying in the school hallway.
Ashley: And I don't care about any of that, Craig. Because you are still my Craig.
Craig: Me either because once you said that, everything just stopped hurting. |