I'm not too sure about the shipping yet. Perhaps if I read a good fanfic or let's see what next season brings.
I read though that Joffre was quite in love with Sancia. Impressible young mind and all.. I mean there were boobs. Aaaaanyway.
In all fairness, I do know where Squillace is, I think I actually drove through once on the way to Sicily.
So yes, let's get on the more delicate questions once you're awake.