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Old 01-22-2011, 01:46 AM
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After watching the new episode I must say I am surprised there aren't more avid Liz/Jack fans flocking to the board!

Great to see Johnathan back, and his reaction to Liz being best man ( ) and then to the marriage!

Tracy: I'm hosting the international pornography awards, and I have to go get an insurance physical so I can fly into the arena in a penis shaped parachute.

Loved all the Pete, Johnathan, Danny, Dr Spaceman and Angie tonight! Love the supporting cast.

Pete: I sense more complaining in you.

Liz: Whatever. You're fixing it. I'm sorry you got caught up in another one of Liz Lemon's adventures.
Jack: MY ADVENTURES! I am the protagonist.

Dr Spaceman: You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer and some of your bones appear to have vanished.

Kenneth: Thank you for taking in Ms Maroney Mr Baker. We would have asked you sooner, but we forgot you worked here! So true.

Liz: I have to talk to my husband. !!!

Jack: No no Bob, we made it very clear, you have to buy NBC with everything else. Then just don't watch it!!! What is it Lemon? I'm trying to negoiate a 30 billion dollar deal. That's billion with a B. Is that right? It seems like way too much.

Jack: This is our NBC priority pie chart. The big red part, as you can see, is the Biggest Loser. The yellow slice, our number two priority, is making it 1997 again, through science or magic. And the little green part is everything else.

Jack: Your show netted $600 last year. Your parents had to buy an ad.

Liz: I've been to a rodeo too. It was a cat rodeo, inside a gay guy's appartment.

Love the continual references to DAnny's Canadian hertitage.

Liz would of course watch Angie's reality show. It's her way til pay day.

Danny: And don't think for one second that this means we love you less. Know that it means that.

Liz's press conference, her accent, her saying everything to offend Jack.

Jack: WE KNOW WHAT ART IS! IT'S PAINTINGS OF HORSES!

Love the list of everything that makes Jack and Liz more than employer/employee. The ties, relationships, diarrhea, food issues, foot disorders, having it all.

Liz: Jack taught me not to wear tan slacks with a tan turtleneck. I thought it looked nice, but he rightly pointed out that it made me look like a giant condom.
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