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Banner and avis by razzlephrat
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Thought it would be fun to start a list similar to the Tony movie references thread, only with all the idioms Ziva has mixed up. Anyone have a better idea for a thread title?
My all-time favorite is when she told Tony to stop "googling" her when they were in LA in season 5.
By popular demand, I will start listing them here:
"I feel like a donkey's butt." (horse's ass) - 3x04 Silver War
"You might want to do something about your hair... it's sticking up like a porcuswine , no porcupig..." (porcupine) - 3x04 Silver War
"I'm braless." (barless) - 3x12 Boxed In
"Counting your riches, King Cole?" (King Midas) - 3x12 Boxed In
"Mind if I take a bat nap?" (cat nap) - 3x17 Ravenous
"It'll be like trying to find a pin in the haystack." (needle in a haystack) - 3x17 Ravenous
"I don't want him to think I'm sleazy." (easy) - 3x17 Ravenous
"Kody was covering his plates." (bases) - 3x18 Bait
"I think Tony was jerking your brain." (chain) - 3x19 Iced
"Their lawyer's going to try to use her bad taste in men to impregnate her credibility." (impugn) - 3x21 Bloodbath
"Ducky, drip it!" (drop it or zip it) - 3x23 Hiatus: Part I
"Argh, American idioms drive me up the hall!" (wall) - 3x23 Hiatus: Part I
"You look run down." - 4x08 Once a hero
"Cut the man some slacks." (slack) - 4x10 Smoked
"It's like shooting fish in a pond." (in a barrel) - 4x15 Friends and Lovers
"Why haven't you breasted them?" (busted them) - 4x15 Friends & Lovers
"McGee, you look like you saw a goat." (ghost) - 4x20 Cover Story
"I am having the same problem as McGee had with Capt. Walsh. The Pentagon is rock-walling me." (stone-walling) - 5x05 Leap of Faith
"What's a contraption?" (contraction) - 5x08 Designated Target
"The Jack she is with is gross." (John) - 5x12 Stakeout
"Did you get up on the wrong bed?" (wrong side of the bed) - 5x13 Dog Tags
"Once in a blue lagoon." (blue moon) - 5x14 Internal Affairs
"You are such a control geek." (freak) - 6x03 Capitol Offense
"No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts." (chest) - 6x05 Nine Lives
"We canvassed the area. No one is talking. There is a smurf war." (turf war) - 6x15 Deliverance
"You did not change when your books made you plush." (?) - 6x17 South by Southwest
"He is full of salami." (bolgna) - 7x04 Good Cop, Bad Cop