Chris' alien theory was requested. Chris made this during S8 when everyone was so disgusted by the way the season was going, she came up with this to justify the season...
I have a theory...
FADE IN
Writers at the end of season 7 "What a great idea having Kelso walk in naked! Imagine everyone's surprise next season when Hyde and Jackie come back married! Lets celebrate!"
That night...
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Writers walking home after party...
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Beginning of season 8 (aliens have now taken over writers bodies and are back to work on the show)
Alien writer number 1: "You know what this show is missing? A hot blonde stripper!"
Alien writer number 2: "What a fantastic idea!"
Meanwhile in fandom
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Annie: What were they thinking???
Christina: This is totally crazy! Who is this skank?
Ria: Any news on Eric and Donna?
Nasman: Don't sweat it everyone
We call our good friend the
to make a deal
Devil: What can I do for you Zenmasters?
Christina: Please sir all we ask is you break up Hyde and Sam
Karah: We'll do anything
Relena: We've already lost so many loyal Zenmasters!
Devil: Are you willing to live with the consequences of the break up?
Heather: YES... Of course we are!
Devil: Then it will be so
Ria: What about Eric and Donna?
Hyde and Sam break up
Meanwhile back at the studio
Alien writer number 2: "So now what? Hyde and Sam have broken up what should we do next?
Alien writer number 3: "Maybe we should put Jackie and Hyde back together"
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Only sane alien is sent back to home planet
Alien writer number 8: "Hey... How come the foreigners never win in the end?"
Alien writer number 4: "Yeah I've noticed that too... And Wilmer has always been so loyal to our home planet. I was worried when we first sent him here to take over Hollywood but he has proved himself worthy... Let's give him a storyline."
Alien writer number 7: "I got it!"
Back to fandom
Christina: Wait a second... Jackie and FEZ????
Relena: What the hell is going on?
Karah: Maybe it's just the writers tying to get us off track and put Jackie and Hyde together in the end... Ya know like a surprise
Ria: Anything on Eric and Donna?
Christina: I hope you're right Karah
Spoilers for part one of the finale are revealed
Heather: I am so upset!
Relena: I've already sent my 325,967 e-mail to the writers
Karah: Don't lose hope everyone! The writers will pull through
Christina: ****ing *******s!!!
Ria: I have a good feeling about Eric and Donna
Alien writers receive our angry e-mails, letters and read the postings on the forum. They strat playing us the worlds smallest
"Spoilers" for the finale come to us
Christina: My life is over
Heather: I'm not posting here anymore (leaves)
Relena: I'm not either (leaves)
Karah: Everyone is leaving
Ria: Eric and Donna got back together! I'm so happy
Nasman: This show sucks
Random newbie 1: Maybe they filmed fake endings
Christina: I'm jumping off my balcony
Relena: And another thing...
Heather: Totally agree Relena
Karah: I though you two were leaving!
Ria: I can't wait for the finale
Random newbie 2: I'm SOOO upset! How could they do this to us?
Mumblebee: We have to try and move on... Even though I know I'll harbor this for the rest of my life
Christina: Speaking as a film student I'm big on character development...
Ria: This is the best day ever!
Random newbie 3: Are you sure these spoilers are real?
Kryssi: You guys are so stupid
Ria: Eric and Donna forever!
Back in Hollywood
Wilmer: Thanks you guys! I've finally made it to a frontburner storyline and not because of the underage teen starlet I'm dating this week
Alien writer number 6: Glad we could help
Alien writer number 1: Are you sure you don't want to come back with us?
Wilmer: Yeah I'm sure... Besides, I just got the lead as Poncho in Chips
Alien writer number 7: Chips? Have you learned nothing Wilmer?
Alien writer number 5: You disgust us
Wilmer: B-but
Aliens leave earth never to be heard from again. But alas... They left us Wilmer
Back in fandom
Christina: Where is everyone??
FADE TO BLACK
So that is what happened... Uhh... Okay, I guess I could be wrong.