"A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory!"

Devon: "You know, revenge is a dish best served cold, like shashimi, or pizza."
Jack: "You prefer cold pizza?"
Devon: "The morning after, for breakfast? It's the best."
Jack: Better than hot pizza?! That's insane.
Devon: "YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PIZZA TO LIKE!"
At the laser shield scene!

Liz: That's not going to work for me, because Jenna is immune to whiskey, and Tracy is afraid of juice.