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Old 10-23-2009, 01:41 PM
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Where is everyone? Last's night ep was epically funny. I loved it.

Will Arnett!!!! Oh how I've missed you! Everytime he is onscreen I laugh.

"Hey, if you're going to DC, I lost my retainer there during a junior high field trip?"
...."I'm going to go down there, and talk circles around these hacks, and catch the afternoon bus back to Chinatown. Now, where was the last place you remember having your retainer?"
"I took it out to eat astrounaut ice cream at the air and space museum."
Jack writes it all down.

All of Frank's DEALBREAKERS! LOL
And Lutz's girlfriend in Canada is mad.

"I volunteered as a big sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons."

"They used your blurb.."
"Lemon numbers among my employees."

"Liz Lemon, you boogerface!!!"

"A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory!"

"Bum bum bummmm!!"

Devon:"Is it true Mr Donaghy, that your executives routinely use the company helecopters to dry their home tennis courts?"
JacK:"Yes and no. Yes it did happen and no, it didn't not happen."

Devon: "In 2007, a GE officer used corporate funds to throw a cabaret themed halloween party on fire island?!"
Jack:"As I recall, that was you."

Kenneth adopting ALL the dogs.

Devon: "You know, revenge is a dish best served cold, like shashimi, or pizza."
Jack: "You prefer cold pizza?"
Devon: "The morning after, for breakfast? It's the best."
Jack: Better than hot pizza?! That's insane.
Devon: "YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PIZZA TO LIKE!"
At the laser shield scene!

Jenna: You probably don't know this, because you've never played a moonologist, but werewolves can only come out at night.
Liz: Yes, I remember that from the Thriller video.
Tracy: TOO SOON!

Liz: That's not going to work for me, because Jenna is immune to whiskey, and Tracy is afraid of juice.

Jack: Lutz, stop mouthbreathing for one minute.

Jenna: I have mercury poisoning from obsessively taking my rectal temperature.

Jack: We've invented the pontiac aztec.

Jack finding the retainer!

At the whole porn sequence. Even porn Liz and Jack is not happening.
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