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BrOTP [BarneyღRobin] #23 ~ Because They ARE Boyfriend & Girlfriend! *Swoon*

welcome to the 23rd Barney & Robin thread

credit: writteninthestars

Come in, grab a T o r p e d o cigar ( or a L a s e r T a g gun, if you're really up for it ) and join the fun!

b/c he just knows she likes it dirty
b/c he wants her to step into his web
b/c he could see her "nickels"
b/c he knows what baby really wants
b/c "Baby's gonna think about it"
b/c he thinks her wrapping up a live newscast by honking her boobs is a great TV
b/c he's her bitch
b/c they were going to make some crop circles
b/c she expected more from him
b/c "Hi there, sexy!"
b/c that fake emergency phone call was hot!
b/c they made a "lemon law" bet
b/c "Haaaave you met Robin?"
b/c he tried to get her psyched
b/c he hit on her three times by accident
b/c she suited up
b/c he liked the way she thinks
b/c father issues? Hot!
b/c freeze frame high five!
b/c lasertag is awesome!
b/c she saved his life
b/c "leave no man behind"
b/c they both cheat at Battleship
b/c she's going home with him
b/c she makes a good bro
b/c he's ready for some hardcore "Battleship"
b/c he thought about it for 3 seconds
b/c it does make a lot of sense!
b/c he thinks she just needs a goodnight sleep to look young enough to blend in high school
b/c he bought beautiful flowers for beautiful flowers
b/c he made her teary by giving her a corsage
b/c his plan B involved her and a crossbow
b/c he knew she had sex just by touching her arm
b/c if anybody can tame Barney, it would be Robin
b/c he gave her advice on Lily's present. Dirty advice.
b/c she took care of him when he was sick.
b/c she drugged him.
b/c only Barney knew she smoked.
b/c "Holy crap you're beautiful."
b/c he thought she was in porn. And he wasn't gonna ruin her dignity by showing the whole tape.
b/c they both have embarrassing pasts and Daddy issues. Hot.
b/c "what's up Swarlz?"
b/c he sided with Robin over Ted...twice.
b/c they both got choked up at Marshall & Lily's wedding
b/c Barney said Robin is a 10
b/c she's his wingwomen
b/c it's going to be D ... wait for it ... lightful. Delightful.
b/c he turned on the tv just to see her face
b/c Swarley & Roland
B/c Barney didn't like the New/Hippie!Robin
B/c they celebrated the return of Normal!Robin
B/c he was the only one able to console her
B/c he watched the first Robin Sparkles video 1000 times
B/c he spent three days searching for the second Robin Sparkles video
B/c she's the second most awesome person he knows
B/c she invited him to her place
B/c she showed him the "Sandcastles in the Sand" video
B/c they watched it again, and again, and again
B/c their first kiss was three years in the making
B/c they slept together
B/c it was awesome
B/c "right click, save as..."
B/c she high-fived him
B/c she's pretty much everything he loves
B/c he caught feelings. He caught feelings bad!
B/c he's in love with her
B/c he got her to apply to the job she wanted
B/c he was heartbroken when she revealed she was moving to Japan
B/c they're totally together in the fall of 2009
B/c how he can have sex with Robin again is a problem of utmost importance
B/c she wanted to stay with him
B/c she was upset when she saw a girl in his room
B/c the evil baby sock got them both
B/c he pretended to get in a fight to impress her
B/c she couldn't keep her hands off of him
B/c Robin and Ted's friendship with benefits was killing him
B/c "I love you"
B/c that last scene in Benefits broke our hearts
B/c "there are lots of ways to be in a relationship" is such foreshadowing
B/c he was willing to propose to her
B/c he finished her video resumé
B/c thanks to Barney, they got to keep Robin
B/c their hug was the beginning of what we've all been waiting for
B/c they created a two-person answering message together
B/c even the network ships them
B/c Marshall and Lily think they'd be perfect for eachother
B/c they'll sort things out later

Lily Aldrin & Marshall Eriksen – s p e c i a l Bros
Neil Patrick Harris & Cobie Smulders – h o n o r a r y Bros
Kourteney Kang – p u p p e t e e r Bro

1. McDreamy
2. paintedxlie
3. fetch
4. Daph
5. ~DresdenDoll~
6. DiagonalZipper
7. PiCkLeS4dAwSoN
8. tv_junkie
9. DreamWalker
10. You. Yes. You.
11. shiftmyshape
12. provocative
13. Trip & Run
14. *~*Rach*~*
15. krizzteh
16. colorful_dust
17. lost soul
18. coolzie
19. Ginevra_Girl
20. neko_chan
21. Playskate
23. BabyBirdd
24. allygrace
25. unfloopy_
26. natt!
27. YerBlues
28. DanceWithLife
29. jayta
30. madrigal64
31. Queen Laura
32. luckynine
33. LukaAbbyLover
34. DreamOn777
35. Yellow n Blue402
36. Myfirstlove
37. Cris
38. sammyitaly
39. Swamy
40. HalesNLuke
41. revolution.
42. darken
43. Lbonista
44. lasha4god
45. sethamgal @
46. Mdwstdncr
47. Dreamscape12
48. lorilozz
49. youvegotwings
50. cranny_fan
51. the echo fades
52. Famu
53. K.Corinne
54. Dreamer~Candy4eva
55. nate23
56. AngelicMouseGirl
57. brookiez69
58. Cor-eee
59. Noraabs
60. dorkette
61. MusicofNight07
62. hlgreenie
63. some mad hope
64. brucasalways
65. geekchic
66. ilovemcsteamy
67. CleverDevil
68. aabf
69. Karma Police
70. Butterflies18
71. rahmat_naureen
72. permanently-forever
73. Nitinha
74. MysteryGirl
75. Ali Marie
76. ~Adema~
77. guitar101
78. wingster
79. Rusted Silhouette
80. best mistake
81. mega0374
82. wvchica
83. jessss
84. autumn song
85. Hepburn454
86. Libra
87. ash492
88. xlennie
89. alicelattey
90. LuckyRabbit
91. McB
92. robin_sparkles
93. Hugo
94. ~Amarula~
95. Elenwyn
96. Lisi20
97. BunnySlippers232
98. miss_vieira
99. How-very-girl629
100. GSROlive
101. MrsCullen
102. AnnieHall
103. Spirinity
104. Rebel_Diamond
105. laliXD
106. madelen
107. spadiceous
108. crazycait714
109. |so alive|
110. Angelcakes_UK
111 ladymisono
112. lauriedavis
113. tv-fan189
114. bokayjunkie
115. Rita1516
116. nothing-without-you
117. Angie8
118. Mary Sullivan
119. She screams in silence
120. Sillytwoshoes
121. Breakmyheart
122. Dawnie AngelUK
123. Samantha-Ashlie
124. Labrador
125. Mylla Evans
126. cmn24601
127. buffyandspike4ever
128. CrazyCake
129. ces't moi
130. TheSweetestSmile
131. BrucasEndGame
132. Serenachan
133. ~*Chrissie*~
134. Leneoth
135. sillyflower189
136. troubled.discussions
137. Silver17
138. Rinslet
139. bluewhiteheart
140. xelanoops
141. ariadnekb
142. Emily
143. flipped
144. awefsome_4.0
145. Fall Out Girl <3
146. AlexParisGGfan
147. KatDS
148. barneyrocks
149. Sheebs
150. TVWeirdo07
151. maja_m&m
152. jhlover
153. natural_disaster
154. ~AIR~
155. FrenchMira
156. ~*¤Amelia¤*~
157. bRo_LoVe
158. ||michelle||
159. Brilliant Disguise
160. MPGirl
161. gizzie4life
162. pandora13
163. NateBlairlover
164. NBalways
165. Go Huskers!
166. ellen-cheerleaderx
167. MTG11687
168. MissDK
169. cutie_pie04
170. -imaginary-
171. AIMDgirl
172. BrightYellow
173. Ciby
174. elliz
175. _falling_fast_
176. cestlalune177. IriSka
178. ilovemcsteamy
179. star77
180. coconut16
181. falling is like this
182. tash26
183. Deee
184. jerrytheham
185. stella7gem
186. the_aprilpie
187. spacegirl23
188. cali89
189. ~Dalma~
190. likingtheviking
191. BRoMarshLilyFan
192. ellehcim_belle
193. ilovecappie
194. princess8
195. Sapphire10
196. kanam
197. RachelsaysPOP
198. DrSnobgrass
199. xkellyx
200. LittleMissObsessive
201. MovieManiac
202. B.Chambers
203. makry
204. Greysaholic
205. missingOTH
206. niniebou
207. LulubeeDavis
208. marmuzetka
209. Laurababora

I think both us and fans of the show saw that they had great c h e m i s t r y back in season one,
when Barney and Robin kind of wingman'ed each other one night in Zip, Zip, Zip -
they played laser tag and smoked cigars and stuff, and all the fans started speculating that
clearly it has to go that way.
We just didn't want to rush towards it, so we held off for a while.
But ultimately we knew we wanted to get to that
because they're g r e a t together.
. Craig Thomas

Article 150
No sex with your Bro's ex.
It is never, ever permissible for a Bro to sleep with his Bro's ex. Violating this code is worse than killing a Bro.

Amendments I
A Bro is entitled to have sex with his Bro's ex if she initiates it, she is really hot, or his Bro is out of town or in a different room.

. from The Bro Code

Barney: It's like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad! I used protection and everything!

Robin: [on the phone] Hey there, sexy.
Barney: Hello, Aunt Kathy, what's up?
Robin: Oh, nothing. Just thinking about you, hot stuff.
Barney: An accident? Well, is Uncle Rudy gonna be okay?
Robin: Aunt Kathy has an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.
Barney: Oh, God! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter!
C'mon daddy, break me off a piece of that white chocolate.

Barney: Ted, I have to tell you the truth! I'm in love with [sees Robin] Taaacos!

Barney: You're the most awesome person I've ever met. Well, second.
Robin: Right, first being you.
Barney: No, actually, it's this guy I know who lives in something called the mirror. What up?

Barney: How will you feel when he sees you without all that makeup?
Robin: I don't have any makeup on now.
Holy crap! You're beautiful!

[Barney is lying in bed with a cold]
Barney: This is a low moment for the Barnacle. I should be off playing laser-tag right now but instead ... don't look at me, I'm hideous.
Robin: You just look like a regular guy.
Barney: Exactly, I'm a Ted! I'm wearing elastic waste fleece pants
Robin: And isn't it more comfy?
Barney: Yes.
Robin: Come on, you need to eat something.
Barney: Too hold...bowl.
Robin: Fine, I'll feed you.
Barney: [in a baby voice] Ouchy in my mouth ... I don't want it. I want ice cream.
Robin: No, you're not having ice cream for dinner just because you're sick.
Barney: But my throat hurts.
Robin: No...
Barney: I HATE YOU!
Robin: Oh. [stands up to leave]
Don't leave me.

Alyson Hannigan: If anyone can tame Barney then it'd be Robin.
Cobie Smulders: This chick, this chick right here!

. TV Guide interview

Barney: I'm not a New York Yankee. Any other night, I would try to convince you that I was, but I'm not.
I'm just a regular guy, who's in love with the woman who just walked out.
And she's... never gonna feel the same way.

Robin: You think the only way to be in love is to have pet names, or leave each other stupid little notes
or go charging off into a blizzard for no good reason. You know what you are? You're a love snob!
There's lots of ways to be in a relationship, and you would know that if you ever left your little 'Love Snob Country Club'.

S c e n e s of the m o m e n t

Barney/Robin Shippers' Wish List For Season 5:
- A double date with Marshall and Lily.
- Singing a duet.
- Lots and lots of sex. (Check)
- Robin in Barney's apartment.
- Robin finding out Barney TiVoed all her shows.
- Alone time.
- Barney getting possesive while Robin gets hit on.
- Professing their love in a totally Barney/Robin way.
- Two of them making a new Robin Sparkles video.
- Hanging out with James.
- Holding hands. (Check)
- Doing chessy couples gestures while remaining awesome.
- Getting it on in Barney's office, maybe on his desk.
- Teaming up to plan pranks together on people.
- Seeing Jealous!Robin over Barney. (Check)
- Talking in bed at night or the morning after, just a normal conversation.
- Slow dancing.
- Sharing a New Year's kiss.
- Celebrating Valentine's Day together
(Got any more you'd like to add? Just say it.)
01 * 02 * 03 * 04 * 05 * 06 * 07 * 08 * 09 * 10
11 * 12 * 13 * 14 * 15 * 16 * 17 * 18 * 19 * 20
21 * 22 *

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