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Anti-Kate Austen [35]

Welcome to the 35th Anti-Kate Thread

Title: Because she is SOO annoying!






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001. Because she brings out the worst in the other characters when she's around.
002. She's dirty and sweaty and not in a good way.
003. Because she run around in the jungle and stalks people.
004. Because she's everywhere I go! Every scene! What? Is the beach too small to include other PEOPLE?
005. Because she only has one facial expression.
006. Because she's got machine gun jubblies...whoa she's a femme bot.
007. Because she's a drama queen (tiny plane? WTF?)
008. Because she is ALWAYS interrupting someone.
009. Because Kate won't tell anyone about her past or business, yet she always asks people about theirs.
010. Because Sawyer said to Kate, "Do you have to be here?!"
011. Because Claire wanted Kate to go away!
012. Kate has 3 episodes dedicated to her and some have only had one!
013. Because she couldn't even get over herself while delivering Claire's baby. "I'm scared too"
014. Because LA didn't want her.
015. Because she plays with hearts and kills people.
016. Because the more you know about her...the more you hate her,
017. Because we don't get why she's the object of Sawyer and Jack's affections.
018. Dude, she lies! *wimpers* 'I don't know how to use a gun'
019. Because she's hot and cold. She'll make out with Sawyer and then bash his head with a suitcase.
020. Because she has a big head. She thinks Jack is checking her out all the time when really he was
thinking about something else.
021. Because she's always taking someone's action!
022. Because she thinks she's more important than everyone else.
023. Because only less screen time makes her more agreeable in our eyes.
024. Because she adds nothing to the storylines.
025. Because "Hey I'm a chick, I know how to use guns, But I am so caring, I climb trees, all the men
love me, I create dramas over nothing......"
026. Because she pretends to be a tough woman but cries about a toy plane.
027. Because even when she's in the background...she's annoying.
028. Because hello....she's a Mary Sue!
029. Because what's up with her backstory?
030. Because when they found Charlie in the jungle. She just stood there and cried.
031. Because somehow she keeps falling on top of Sawyer.
032. Because the woman spends her days staring off into the ocean, brooding, playing head games
with Jack and Sawyer, and just sticking her nose into everyone's business.
033. Because we think it would be nice if she had a long vacation off screen or 'pull a Sayid' and
disappear for a while.
034. Because Jack is usually more annoyed with her than anything else.
035. Because we don't trust her.
036. Because she's not a realistic character. How can we relate?
037. Because as a character, where can Kate go aside from being a love interest? she can do
everything already.
038. Because she got mad and digusted at Sawyer when he was holding the piglet. I mean she
should take a look in the mirror. She's done a lot worse.
039. Because she calls herself an outcast of the island. Don't get that.. how come she's everywhere?
040. Because, to put it simply, she sucks.
041. Because someone made this - > beauty-moonlight.com
042. Because we'd vote her off the island.
043. Because we'd rather see a Vincent flashback before another Kate one.
044. Because she's not consistant. She'll be in everyone's business one time and then let Jin get
beaten up. She's stop a piglet from getting squeezed by Sawyer but not a guy getting the crap
kick out of him? WHAT?
045. Because we devised a formula. Her inconsistency=bad characterization =kate=boring
046. Because on the MAD TV skit. Kate was like, "meet my favourite bush!"
047. Because a lot of people want Kate just die DIE KATE DIE
048. Because we got another formula which is very accurate.
No Kate= Awesome Episode
049. Because she has doomed Sun! When you're friends with Kate no one else wants to be your friend.
050. Because our Kate hate consumes us so much that we get over our dislike for unappreciation threads
051. Because why was she needed to go hunt down Ethan?
052. Because she puts on a pouty face (her one face) and gets whatever she wants.
053. Because JJ we got the message already! she's a criminal with a heart of gold yeah yeah...now stop it.
054. Because there is already a SECOND kate hate livejournal community: Kate Haters Unite
055. Because shes always thinking of herself.
056. Because candies are more important than saving lifes!
057. Because it was fate, Kate rhymes with Hate.
058. Because even Kate's own mom hates her.
059. Because Kate's mom turned her in!
060. Because she kills people for absolutely NO reason





001. Climbs up and tree and gets stuck there
002. Sinks into the sand and keeps on sinking..
003. She could go looking for Lostzilla and maybe fall in love. Then he sees her
annoying side and stomps on her.
004. Ana could beat the crap out of her.
005. She drowns in the ocean.
006. She falls into a ditch and there's a spike and it goes through her heart.
007. The other castaways slap her around. Then she gets run over by a boar. Then
she gets mangled by the monster, then Danielle shoots her. THEN she gets tossed
into the ocean.


Her name is Kate.
She's the character that we hate!
Her second name is Austen.
And she is Discustin'!
She is the island whore,
yet she is such a bore!
Her hair is rank and she always sweats,
She's the worst character ever, wanna take bets?
She reckons she a godess when if fact shes a beast,
she needs to brush her nasty hair at least!
She thinks she is Mary-Sue
If only she had a clue.
She's a selfish witch.
Scratch that, she's a selfish bitch!
She walks around like shes the queen of the beach,
When in fact shes about as interesting as a slimy leech!
There are lots of reasons Kate is so hated,
But most of all its because she always looks constipated!
She brings out the worst in everyone.
With all the chocolate's she eats we're surprised she doesn't weigh a ton!
She thinks it's all about her, she is so vain!
And who gives a crap about her stupid toy plane?
She molested a semi concious Sawyer,
He should probably get a lawyer!
When she wants to look happy, sad or smart,
all she does is pretends she smells a fart!
There isn't a word that comes out of her mouth that isn't a lie,
A simple cure for that is to just have her die!
She's thrown herself at all the guys without care'n,
Better watch out little baby Aaron!
She is the girl with the big head,
She wishes hard, but no guy wants her in bed!
No one here is asking "what did Kate do?",
But I do know that bitch stole the shampoo!
Selfish Kate thinks she's the best,
when in reality she is worst than all the rest!
When Kate talks, we don't want to know what she means,
So from now on we're going to fast forward her scenes.
Shes so two faced and slimey like a slug,
I wish that Hurley would squash her like a bug!
Kate has the biggest 'Anti' thread around,
When everyone gets rescued, I hope she's never found!
Its a fact shes the worst character ever made,
Please kill her now before the ratings start to fade!
She selfishly steals candy,
and thinks it's just dandy!
Shes soo urealistic how are we supposed to relate?
Who cares! We'll just keep on with the hate!


001. Because she's SO annoying.
002. Because she cries WAY too much, and it's not pretty!
003. Because I love Jack, I hate Jack. I love Sawyer. I hate Sawyer.
004. Because she's too boring for a title.
005. Because is the beach too small for ANYONE else?
006. Because there ARE other characters.
007. Because she looks like a donkey when she cries.
008. Because Aaron deserves his REAL mother.
009. Because she'd cry if she ever saw this thread!
010. Because she's a baby stealing ****!
011. Because the Kears are rolling again!
012. Because after 30 threads our hate is as strong as on the first day.
013. Because deep in your heart you know you're a Khater too!
014. Because run people, it's Katezilla!
015. Because fall flat on your face Kate!
016. Because it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Kate. RUN!
017. The Kate Chronicles: A Day in the Life of a boring Criminal
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