And isn't Edward supposed to be this extraordinary, unnatural concentrate of beauty?
I've been tempted to check the movie out of curiosity, although I don't like to do that with stories I'm already very little fond of because it seems like I'm looking for exsuses to bash something or make fun of it.
At least the film may fix one of my main problems with the book - having to follow the story through Bella's exclusive POV and her reflections.
BTW, unfortunately for Emilie the madness of the gossips mags only seems to get crazier and stupier:
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