 | | 04-24-2009, 08:37 PM | |
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| Okay, a little late but here I am. This episode is hilarious, LeNez soooo needs a reality check 
Everyone is always talking about Paul Rubens, but I thought Christopher Sieber was absolutely brilliant as LeNez.
That said, let's get on with the quotes...
Ned: I like that we only serve traditional pies in The Pie Hole, not these hybrids. 
Awkwardness hee. 
Narrator: Anita Gray, 22 years, 11 weeks, 2 days, 9 hours old and 33 minutes old, was taking a private tutorial in olfactory science when she experienced an epiphany. And the epiphany was that her instructor, Napoleon LeNez, was a genius. It was an epiphany that Napoleon himself had experienced many, many years earlier.
Well isn't he humble? 
Anita: I'm dreadfully sorry, this can't be good for your lungs.
Oh, poor thing 
Narrator: ...immediately found themselves in an alarming situation...
LeNez: Do not be alarmed by this situation. 
The look on Emerson's face when LeNez looks at him after saying "...and the musky waft of pheromones triggered by... " 
Olive: You mean I can wear'em? You mean it? On my feet?
Aunt Lily: Unless you’re cursed with a sixth toe... You’re not, are you? 
Chas Spielman: Pop-ups aren’t just for children. My pop-ups are designed for their original audience.
Ned: Perverts? 
Chuck: I may be clean, but my mind is still in the gutter.
Ned: Dirty thoughts? Lascivious pinings?
Chuck: Oscar Vibenius.
Ned: Oh, that gutter.
Ned's so disappointed I like that they're so comfortable with each other... Clearly not the first time he's seen her wearing nothing but a towel .
We know Oscar heard at least a part of the conversation in that scene, and then Emerson talks a lot about Chuck being killed, so maybe Oscar heard that too? Although it doesn't seem so in Corpsicle.
Ned: Okay, if that happens, I’ll say something like "What is this, a police state?" If I ever say that it means I’m having a panic attack. 
This scene is hilarious, Vivian doesn't realize at first there's no slide 
And I was almost rolling on the floor laughing when the reporter leaves and winks at LeNez and mouths "call me" 
LeNez: When I suggested you leave, I didn’t mean the penthouse. I meant this mortal coil. 
LeNez: What’s that smell that’s filling up the chamber? An amalgamation of explosives of gases which will erupt on my mark. So please, if you’re in a hurry to die, fire your gun and set the chamber ablaze. Perfect delivery of that line, hilarious.
I guess my only complaint is that Ned barely had any lines in this one! If Lee wasn't so expressive you'd barely know he was there. __________________ P u s h i n g D a i s i e s ღ C O P 1 5 starting in a few days |
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