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**Captain Oatsocute** · 03-08-2009, 02:45 PM

Welcome to Seth's Quick Quips Survivor (Round 1)!

Please vote for the Quote you like the least!
You can only have one vote per round.
The Quote that reaches five votes first is eliminated and then a new round begins!

#1
"Oh wow, I should really learn how to knock, just in case there's a threesome going on in the bathroom."

#2
"Dude, you're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt."

#3
"You know, you're a great barbecuetionist."

#4
Kirsten: Ok, now let's talk about that surprise little trip to Tijuana.
Seth: It's pronounced Tee-Ha-Wana. You're so white, mom.

#5
"Who's winning, me or my hair?"

#6
Sandy: If you can't talk to your dad, then who can you talk to?
Seth: Gee, I don't know. Ryan, Mom, that tree over there.

#7
"Dude, I cannot believe you live in the penthouse. This place is ridonculous."

#8
"It's not like... like now that me and Anna broke up I'm now choosing you, because the whole reason we broke up is because of me. It's always been you Summer - it's just always been you. I tried to fight it and I tried to deny it and I can't, I can't do it, you're undeniable."

#9
"I was like a fish... flopping around on dryland, Ryan... I was Nemo and i just wanted to go home."

#10
"Do it, Dad! Travolta's your bitch!"

#11
"I just love pudding, it's so fun to say - Pudding, Pudding, Puuuudding."

#12
Seth - “God dad those eyebrows are out of control.”
Sandy - “It’s a sign of power you know.”
Seth - “ Well then you must be the most powerful man in the world.”

#13
“Seth Cohen your friendly neighbour hood pimp at your service.”

#14
“I don’t want to leave the hotel Ryan, I love the hotel. I want to marry the hotel and have little alcholic, gambling addicted kids with it.”

#15
“We’re going to play strip bowling. Now I’m not a very good bowler so you’ll probably see my tush.”

#16
“You know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is often? I dream about eating so much deliciousness, that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out at the table. Please don’t deny me that.”

#17
“Is Grandpa going crazy with the company credit card again? What is it this time? Hookers? A little blow, perhaps? Grandpa likes to dance with ye white lady?”

#18
Sandy - “I’m telling you the appetizers as good as the main course.”
Seth - Gulps “Yep. just swallowed a bit of throw up.”

#19
“What is up with this A.C.? My Jew-fro is frizzing out. I look like Screech.”

#20
Marissa - “Besides, I’m not the only one crying.”
Seth - “I’m sorry what? I’m allergic? Okay? And there is so much pollen in here right now it’s ridiculous.”

#21
“Excellent I’m extremely stealth, 1996 all school hide-and-seek champion and I do believe Joel Gordon is still looking for me - The fool.”

#22
Summer - “You have to find the stud.”
Seth - “You mean like you did Summer?”
Summer - “Just get me the stud finder.”
Seth - “Oh Summer, I think you are the stud finder.”

#23
Seth - “What is a level?”
Summer - “Don’t you know what a level is?”
Seth - “Yeah. It’s something you advance to in a video game.”

#24
“I’m going to go pee, okay? So if anyone asks that’s where I am - for a while.”

#25
“Oh, it’s the tourettes flaring up again. It happens now and again but it’s fun.”

Have fun voting!