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| Buffy & Cordelia #2: Because Cordy was the first friendly face Buffy saw.
Welcome To the Buffelia Appreciation Thread  Buffelia Shippers
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   animations by I_Love_JennaJameson  
by: tootyfnfrooty Why do we love Buffelia? Because they were both cheerleaders Because one is the slayer and the other is the seer Because they both love vampires Because the a are the best rivals Because they're "like sisters! With really different hair." 
Hi! I'm Cordelia.
I'm Buffy.
So you're from Hemery, right? In L.A.?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, I would *kill* to live in L.A. That close to that many
shoes? 
Cordelia!
God! What is your childhood trauma?!
Have you guys seen Willow? Did she come by here?
Why? Do you need to attack her with the stick? Jeez!
Excuse me, I have to call *everyone* I have
*ever* met, right now. 
Behold, the weirdness!
Oh. I don't think I need the loony-fringe vote.
Well, I-I don't even *like* chocolates -Okay, that
was the lamest comeback of our times. 
So, are you saying she's invisible because she's so unpopular?
That about sums it up.
Bummer for her. It's awful to feel that lonely.
Hmm. So you've read something about the feeling?
Hey! You think I'm never lonely because I'm so cute and popular?
I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone.
It's not like any of them really know me. I don't even know if they like me half the time.
People just want to be in a popular zone. Sometimes when I talk,
everyone's so busy agreeing with me, they don't hear a word I say.
Well, if you feel so alone, then why do you work so hard at being popular?
Well, it beats being alone all by yourself. 
I think Cordelia's gonna be workin'
on her May Queen dress tonight.
Maybe there'll be some action.
Guess I'm gonna start the hunt.
Cordelia, shut up.
...Okay.
BUFFY: You know what you were saying before? I understand. Somehow it doesn't seem to matter how popular you are when...
CORDELIA: You were popular? In what alternate universe?
BUFFY: In L.A. Th-the point is, I did sort of feel like something was missing.
CORDELIA: Is that when you became weird and got kicked out?
BUFFY: Okay. Can we have the heartfelt talk with a little less talk from you? (no response) Cordelia? Cordelia! Cordelia!
CORDELIA: Buffy! (out of sight, out of mind)
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CORDELIA: This isn't about fun. This is about duty, your duty, to help me achieve permanent prosperity. Okay? Do's and dont's: don't wear black, silk, chiffon or spandex. These are my trademarks. And don't do that weird thing with your hair.
BUFFY: What weird thing with my...
CORDELIA: Don't interrupt. Do be interested if someone should speak to you. It may or may not happen, but do be polite. And laugh at the appropriate intervals. (demonstrates) Do lie to your mom about where we're going. It's a fraternity, and there will be drinking. (reptile boy)
__________________ hoes over bros.
buds over studs.
b&p; better than yours;
"okay, you have me no matter what." ♥
Last edited by andbreatheme : 01-11-2009 at 12:30 PM.
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