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Old 10-05-2008, 08:38 PM
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Crack of Doom
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I think the movie was effin cool! For anyone that didn't like it you need to watch it a few more times (or while high ) to really appreciate it. Because the whole movie is so damn quotable. So many hilarious lines or visual gags.

"Don't **** with me now, i am Ahab."

"With a bit of luck his life was ruined forever."

"Look, there's two women ****ing a polar bear!"

"Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."

"Bazooko Circus is what the whole world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich."

"Clean your shorts goddammit!! Clean your shorts like a big boy."

"Castration! Double Castration!"

"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey and you killed Jesus!

"Back door beauty? The question mark was EMPHASIZED."

Oh and not to forget, enough can't be said about JD's stellar performance. This is what makes him such a great actor, he completely immerses himself in the role until you don't see Johnny Depp anymore he IS Raoul a bald, middle aged, hard drinking, crazy drug addled gonzo journalist. He's played so many great characters I can't decide what my fave role of his is, but this is probably my favorite Johnny movie to date that I can watch so many times and never get bored of it. Not that I could ever got bored of Johnny Depp. Period.
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