| Yeah, but doesn't that seem odd that they'd just lay there and let her pet them? __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth.
Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. |