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| #10 is eliminated with 4 votes.
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#2 
Cordelia: "They're finally in."
Doyle: "They're in."
Angel: "Okay…?"
Cordelia: "Your cards."
Doyle: "The cards."
Cordelia: "Your calling cards to leave with people so they know how to reach you."
Doyle: "Great idea! Calling cards. It's not like you have a signal folks can shine in the sky when ever they need help, you know?"
Angel: "Hey, look at that, there is our number. It's right next to a… a um - a - a butterfly?"
Doyle: "It's obviously not a butterfly, you idiot. It's a - a bird. No, no, wait, it's an owl. A - a bird that hunts at night. Brilliant! It's a- a…"
Cordelia: "It's an angel!"
Angel: "An angel. Right. It's an angel!"
Doyle: "Brilliant. So obvious and so clever on so many levels…"
Cordy: "Oh, shut up!"
#6 
Cut to Doyle and Cordy walking into her apartment carrying a stack of old books. The place is a mess.
Doyle: "Wow, this is... place is… I thought girls are supposed to like pretty things."
Cordy: "Uh. Don't start okay? Angel told us to meet here, so we're meeting here. That doesn't mean that you can…"
Doyle picks up a bra and holds it up to his chest.
Cordelia: "That is so High School! Cordelia wears bras. Oh, she has girlie parts!"
Doyle: "Take it easy. You're being a tad defensive here. I think it's refreshing seeing a woman living like this. You know, it means you're not so up tight. Means you live for the moment."
He steps into a dirty cereal bowl sitting on the floor as a knock sounds.
Doyle: "You're disgusting."
#8 
Cut to Cordy typing away on the computer. Doyle lounges in the background reading a newspaper.
Cordy: "This is so awesome. Our first walk-in client. Everything is going according to plan! See girl in distress, - see Angel save girl from druggy/stalker boyfriend, - and see (pulls a paper out of the printer and holds it up) Invoice! Ta-da!"
She shows the invoice to Doyle who looks less then impressed.
Cordy: "What?"
Doyle: "Nothing. You're doing a lovely job there. Looks very official."
Cordy: "So why are you not rejoicing at out first paying client?"
Doyle: "Because that's not money you're holding in your hand there, darling, that's mail. There's a big difference between that and actually getting paid."
Cordy: "But she has to pay! - Invoice! That's the rule of our whole, like, society!"
Doyle: "Defaulting? That's another popular rule in our society - especially with the down-and-outs. Not that I've perpetrated said heinousness myself…"
Cordy: "So what are you saying. Why bother?"
Doyle: "All I'm saying is that if we're ever going to take that cruise to the Bahamas together, we're going to need a lot more clients of means."
Cordy: "And an alternate reality in which you are Matthew McConaughey."
#13 
Cordelia is walking into the office carrying the mail.
Cordy: "Uh, look at all these bills: - water, - power, - and my perennial favorite: the rent. What am I missing?"
Doyle: "Not a thing I can see."
Cordy: "Doyle, try to pay attention."
Doyle: "I am paying attention princess. We just need the income to pay for the outgo around here."
Cordy: "Exactly! You know? This is a business and we should be running it like one. We should be charging. I know Angel has been working day and night helping people fight their personal demons, but I need a raise!"
Doyle: "A raise? What, you've been working for him for like 20 minutes?"
Cordy: "A month, and I have needs."
Doyle: "Needs."
Cordy: "A person needs certain - designer - things."
Doyle: "Personally I don't think you need much in the way of clothes. But you are right, and I do agree. Angel needs to start charging. He just hates bringing up the finances with the clients. He likes playing the hero, - walking off into the dark with his long coat flowing behind him in a mysterious and attractive way."
Cordy: "Is this a private moment? Because I can leave you alone."
Doyle: "No, no, I'm not saying *I'm* attracted. I'm just saying he's projecting a certain kind of image and asking for money isn't part of it. He's sensitive about that."
Cordy: "Oh, here he comes. Ok, we're going to stand up to him."
Doyle stands up: "Yup, we're standing up."
Cordy: "Just as soon as he's had his coffee."
Dole: "Right."
#20 
Doyle: "Hey, Cordy, you look great by the way."
Cordy: "I wouldn't know. The man doesn't even have a mirror. Like it would kill him to not see himself?"
Doyle: "Listen, I was wondering if anybody called lately? Maybe asking about me or maybe wanting my address?"
Cordy: "Oh, yeah. Yesterday your cousin called, with one of those names from your part of England."
Doyle: "My part of England?"
Cordy: "Conner or Fergus - did he find you?"
Doyle: "Yeah, he did, all right. But you see, a little ah - warning might have been nice, give a fella a chance to neat the place up, you know?"
Cordy: "Jeez, I just helped the guy as a favor to you. Maybe next time I won't bother."
Doyle: "Well, it's not like you even have to pick up the phone. You just let your friend Aura hang there."
Cordy: "Ok, here's an idea: How about you make me a list of people you're too good to talk to." |