| Long ago, there was a prince named Lucas Danes. He loved his maid to get his socks and make his feet soft and pretty. Prince Luke always wanted a pet. It was his snake that rubbed against Luke's arm and startled him to jump which caused him great problems. When Lucas screamed, his girlfriend fainted, so Lucas administered CPR to save Lorelai's life. Lorelai began coughing, she looked like she wasn't feeling well so Luke picked her up, placed her in his bed and laid down beside her. He tried to serenade Lorelai, but she refused to listen to his baritone voice. All she wanted was for them to sleep together in the secret bedroom. They stayed together during most of the weekend, kissing and making out. Suddenly a bird flew into their room, flittering its wings on the bedspread. They desperately dialed animal control and lifted the bird to safety. Later that evening Prince Lucas proposed to Lorelai and she accepted happily. They ran off in a beautiful carriage wearing a gown and tuxedo. Prince Luke finally decided to sing a song before they walked down the aisle to their awaiting luxurious limo. Prince Kirk was throwing a party for all friends and Renaissance. Lucas was especially happy because his jeans were tight yet he only tore his knee. Princess Lorelai helped him to get a little gold patch for his arm and ankle showing. Finally, Prince Luke took his Princess to the room and did easy one and then they left some cookies for the kiddies who love to munch on |