Sometimes it pays to be shorter. I'm kind of short so when taller people pick on me I just kick their knees or shins. 
I'd tackle him and hog tie him. Then I'd take him back to my house and he'd be my precious forever.  __________________ "Fanfiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by the folk."
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