I'm happy that OTH got renewed in the fact that the cast & crew still have their jobs. Even though the OTH LP love fest is enough to make me puke in my throat (and believe me, it's happened), I still hate to see people out of work.

I also hope that since Mark is jonesing to put his cheating duo back together, he does it at the end of S5. Please, put us out of our misery so that we all can have a clean slate and either stop watching this show or change the storylines that aren't working a la LP.

I've decided that Owen reminds me of that d0uchebag Federline, only he's not trying to be all gangster and marry the chick for her money and to inject his sperm into her person.

Still, the guy bugs me and I'm hoping that he's Victoria's boytoy, because frankly, that woman is too uppity for my liking. I'm hoping that as gagworthy as it sounds, she's at least getting some good sex because the bitch seriously needs to lighten up.

I'm still hoping for a miracle in S6. Mark needs to stop torturing up with his LP lovefest, because seriously, they've had four plus years of OTH time to get it right. If LP couldn't get it right as teens nor could they get it right as adults, why are they still trying?

I would like to see LP reunite only to realize that though they (and somebody please gag me here) love each other, that love isn't strong enough to overcome life's realizations. It doesn't mean that they don't love each other, but maybe that love is misguided and misdirected, hence a mutual parting.

Then I would like to see Peyton wander off to Savannah to beg and plead for another chance with Jake and for Lucas to go after the inevitable but oh-so-anticipated Brooke, and thus the chase and the professions of love resume.