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Blasphemy I tell you!
Season starts in two weeks, who's excited?
Who's worried that no one's saying anything about it.
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"Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth.
Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash.
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