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Old 09-10-2004, 06:21 PM
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Joey and Eddie in The Song Remains the Same:

[Scene: Hell’s Kitchen. It is early, and the bar has just opened. Joey walks into the bar, and begins looking around, when Eddie from her Lit Class runs into her as he passes by her.]

Joey: Excuse me.
Eddie: Yeah.
Joey: You obviously don't remember me, but--
Eddie: oh, yeah. Sure. Nice to see you again.
Joey: Excuse me.
Eddie: Sorry, I don't really have time to chit-chat.
Joey: I'm not attempting to forge some kind of social connection here.
Eddie: Well, good, because--
Joey: you can just apologize and we'll move on.
Eddie: Apologize?
Joey: Yeah.
Eddie: Look, it's really simple. You read the book, you come to class. Preferably in that order.
Joey: You finished?
Eddie: Yes.
Joey: Good. You bumped into me just now in your mad dash to read the lunch specials.
Eddie: Well, I'm sorry.
Joey: Thank you.
Eddie: Didn't realize you were so delicate.

I like how he says "Didn't realize you were so delicate," lol.
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