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| Alrighty here it goes:
1.04 A Hard Days Night
MVO: Intimacy is a four-syllable word for, "Here are my heart and soul.
MVO: Please grind them into hamburger and enjoy."
MVO: It's both desired and feared,
(Izzie walks into bathroom, George is in the shower)
MVO: difficult to live with...
George: Uh, excuse me! Excuse me!
(Izzie is brushing teeth and walks out)
MVO: ...and impossible to live without.
(George peeks out shower)
George: Is that my toothbrush?!
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George: You don't understand. Me gonads, you ovaries.
Izzie: Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
George: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear when I'm naked in the shower.
Izzie: Can you add it to your list, please?
George: What?!
Izzie: Tampons
Meredith: To the list, it's your turn.
George (yelling): I am a man! I don't buy girl products! I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower, and I don't want to see you in your underwear.
Izzie: It doesn't bother me, ok? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time. It's no big deal.
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Izzie: Hey. Here. My share of the grocery money. When are you going?
George: Tonight.
Izzie: Ok, seriously, George. Please don't…
George: Yeah, could we not talk about it here?
Izzie: What, tampons?
George: Did you not hear a word I said?
Izzie: You're a man. We know.
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Izzie: I reminded you before you went.
George: I forgot when I got there.
Izzie: No, no. You were so passive-aggressive. (Opens shower door)
George: Naked. I am naked in the shower.
Izzie: They're just tampons, George. I really needåd tampons. God!
Izzie: I'm not riding in the same car with him.
Meredith: Unless you're going like that, you're not riding with me. (Opens cabinet) Where are the tampons?
Izzie: He didn't buy them.
Meredith: You didn't buy them?
George: Men don't buy tampons.
Izzie: You know what. You are gonna have to get over the man thing, George. We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it.
George: I am not your sister.
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(Scene: SGH entryway)
Izzie: I'm taking the elevator. Take the stairs.
George: I was going to anyway.
Izzie: Good!
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(George tries to block Izzie from entering locker room)
Izzie: George, stop.
(Izzie enters locker room to find pictures or her posted all over. There is whistling and cheering.)
Izzie: You want to see it? You really want to see it? Fine. (Takes off coat) Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? (Takes off shirt) And what are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? (Takes hair down) And what do we got back here? Let's see if I remember my anatomy. (Takes pants off) Glutes, right? Let's study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through med school. Have you had enough or should I continue? Because I have a few more very interesting tattoos. (Alex looks ashamed) You want to call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're sitting on 200 grand of student loans…I'm out of debt. (Storms off)
George: I'll take them down.
Izzie: Don't bother.
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Izzie: Where are they?
George: He's resecting the prostate, coming up on the distal nerve.
Izzie: You said, "I am not your sister." Do you feel like I was emasculating you?
George: No. No. I'm too masculine to be emasculated.
Izzie: I'm sorry.
George: Guess you put Dr. Model to rest.
Izzie: Guess I did.
~~~ __________________ icon by Killing_truth
Last edited by absent toast : 12-16-2007 at 02:23 AM.
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