| Homer: Kids, we're good parents now! Get your asses out here!
*after they read the note that Flanders is going to baptize Bart and Lisa*
Marge: He's going to baptize our children??
Homer: Oh no! In the eyes of God, they'll be Flanderesseses!
Flanders: [breathless] Reverend...emergency! I -- it's the Simpson kids -- eedily -- I, uh, baptism -- oodily -- uh -- doodily doodily!
Lovejoy: Ned...have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. [hangs up]
[his train crashes]
Oh. Damn Flanders!
Marge: The only thing I'm high on is love...love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need. |