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Mornin' zennies!

Well, I did it. I worked on updating the used titles list. I know. . .FINALLY! hehehe Anyway, as BQ, Keeper of the List, I give you the newly updated list.


201. B/c yeah, we have no lives
200. B/c, screw it! We create our own JH sex scenes!
199. B/c they all agreed that letting Jackie go was his biggest mistake
198. B/c she could totally tell he was trying to make a move
197. B/c he does SO shake it!
196. B/c she got the zenmaster to dance countless times
195. B/c only JH can make Grease fans out of everyone!
194. B/c Hyde killed Fez in a duel for her love! What? It happened!
193. B/c he wore freaking purple for her, damn it!
192. B/c Hyde was Jackie’s real Apollo Rocket of Love
191. B/c, to Hyde, Jackie was only a “tiny benign cyst.” Awww!
190. Insert Chrissy’s awesome "S.I.B." title here
189. B/c the real Hyde would have kicked Season 8 Hyde’s ASS!!!
188. B/c he’s smart and deep and the one who’s beautiful! Damn it!
187. B/c throw us a bone, Danny! Our night was ruined! L
186. B/c he really loves her peaches; wants to shake her tree
185. Danny’s on!!!! SHHHH!!!
184. B/c tonight, whipped cream head comes alive!!!
183. B/c isn’t eternal damnation reason enough to ship them???
182. Welcome to Camp Naughty Bad Fun!
181. B/c even Jesus loves Jackie and Hyde. Shouldn’t you?
180. B/c when Armageddon comes, you’re gonna wish you HAD shipped them!
179. B/c hand/ass coordinators need not apply
178. B/c zennie chicken clubs are on the menu – hold the picklebitch
177. B/c he knew exactly how to shut her piehole
176. B/c the obstinate chicken is bloomin' like a flower!
175. B/c it’s only a matter of time before our secret lair is discovered
174. B/c Wilmer is a drag queen, and we have the image to prove it!
173. B/c she’s his chick, man!
172. B/c forget, Topher! The couch belongs to Jackie & Hyde!
171. B/c Hyde is the burnmaster and even he thinks Jackie’s badass
170. B/c pornstache w/o the Danny porn is what’s pissing us off!!!
169. B/c Hyde just wants to thank everyone for sucking
168. Save JH and the butterflies! Stop Wilmer Valderrama
167. B/c all she had to do was ask nicely
166. B/c zennie road trip to South Dakota! Wahoo!
165. When you’re sicky, take a big dose of JH and call us in the morning
164. B/c zennies don’t just have hot faces, we also have hot voices
163. B/c we don’t read between the lines. We read between the asterisks!
162. B/c Jackie was Hyde’s sugar-mama
161. Kelso was too stupid, Fez was too foreign, but Hyde was just right!
160. Thread titles? Pft! We’re zenmasters!
159. B/c she gave this tinman a heart
158. Happy birthday, Mila! Woot!
157. B/c she doesn’t lose her freakin’ mind over his deviled eggs alone
156. B/c he only ever called HER beautiful
155. B/c a corsage from Hyde spells out L-O-V-E
154. B/c Damn it! If he can’t have her, he’ll find a Jackie double!
153. B/c she’s the bitch and he loves her
152. B/c he was glad to get his shoe shoppin’, Donny Osmond lovin’ mole back
151. B/c we’re running a dojo of coolnees. New zennies sign up here.
150. Maniping, thudding, and drooling our way to 200, baby!!
149. B/c of course she likes how scruffy he is! Scruffy Hyde is HOT!
148. B/c where zen ends, a Danny riot begins!
147. B/c she filled his lunch bags with trolls, raisins, and love
146. B/c we’re too busy w/ our vulgar smut fics to think of titles
145. Kicking hipster ass since 1976
144. [insert witty title here b/c zennies have ADD]
143. We won’t rest until E! THS reveals what really happened!
142. B/c even when they were just in the background, they were sizzling!
141. B/c he secretly loved it when she babied him
140. B/c back off JH Hatas. We have a gang!
139. Zengumpism – Sometimes there just aren’t enough naked shots of D & M
138. B/c strippers don’t have feelings and stupid directors suck
137. Wanna join our cult?
136. B/c Hyde’s ZenMaster of Love name would be Puddin’ Pop
135. B/c they are a greater romantic tragedy than Romeo & Juliet
134. B/c she needs a mustang, not a donkey cart full of Mexican blankets!
133. B/c if this ship wasn’t just a little creepy, Hyde wouldn’t be in it
132. B/c Steven had her heart
131. B/c she loved that he taught her to love hittin’ it
130. B/c they both loved the way his beard felt on her porcelain skin
129. B/c they’re gonna be Dr. & Mrs. Steven Hyde
128. B/c the power of zen compels you!
127. She’s like the bottle! You need a 12-step program to get over her
126. B/c Jackie can’t stay on a diet when there’s mangravy on the table
125. B/c even in real life, he was her first prom dance
124. B/c Hyde’s love for Jackie burns like a fire deep in his soul
123. B/c he pushes away and she smothers. That’s why they work
122. B/c she wants to eat Jell-O off, er, with Hyde
121. B/c the important thing is that she makes him happy
120. B/c we’re zennies. Am – bi – guity!
119. You might think we’re vain, but you’re all robots! We reign!
118. B/c he took the rap for her and she returned the favor
117. B/c he left to get firewood just to feed her marshmallows
116. B/c before Jackie, Hyde was just a pissed off guy in Eric’s basement
115. B/c he became the boyfriend she always hoped he could be
114. B/c even in the world of SIMS, Jackie and Hyde are always doing it
113. B/c he didn’t mind that she used him as furniture
112. B/c he once referred to her as a tick; now she is his little “Mmph”
111. B/c it all started when she said her answer was probably no
110. B/c we know it meant something more when they shared his pop
109. B/c they are BOTH good kissers
108. B/c Hyde’s sick. He missed her calling him puddin’ pop
107. B/c Hyde frogs and Jackie kicks. Violence is passion too, you know
106. B/c if they were a fancy cheese, we would eat them w/ crackers
105. B/c the zengasms just keep the zennies coming
104. B/c they share EVERYTHING! Cots, joints, gum, spit, etc.
103. B/c they both like to grab each other’s heinies
102. B/c shaking their groove thing may have been their hottest decision
101. Like the Dalmations! B/c Jackie & Hyde do it doggy style! Woof!
100. We told you Jackie & Hyde rock! Believe us now?! Wahoo!
99. B/c Jackie & Hyde are gonna party like it’s 99!
98. B/c Jackie & Hyde make us stupid
97. B/c she thinks that his vision of their future is beautiful
96. B/c everybody knows that shin kicks equal love
95. . . .and going and going and going and going. . .
94. B/c the Zen love just keeps going and going and going. . .
93. B/c we’re still in Zen Heaven!
92. B/c, tonight, we’re going to be in Zen Heaven!
91. B/c all Jackiefish needs to be complete is her Stevenfish
90. B/c when Jackie’s about to burst, she knows who to call
89. B/c whether they end up rich or fat, we’ll always love them
88. B/c Jackie knows that ice cream from Hyde’s bowl just tastes better!
87. B/c when the floor is nice and shiny, he likes looking at her hiney!
86. Aww B/c he presented the goods to her as a peace offering
85. B/c she knows when to pick her battles & he knows when to buckle
84. B/c they make sex between superhero twins SUPER hot!
83. B/c he’s not happy until she’s on his lap or slung over his shoulder
82. B/c Jackie and Hyde were a safer bet
81. B/c everyone knows she is everything he has ever desired
80. B/c Jackie thinks everyone is wrong about Steven. “He’s perfect!”
79. Eh, why bother w/ titles. This one will be done in an hour
78. B/c he is the self-proclaimed defender of her panties
77. B/c Jackie didn’t tolerate blonde skanks hanging around her man
76. B/c screw it, Jackie and Hyde do what they want
75. B/c the Season 8 curse has been lifted! Bite us, Wilmer!
74. B/c he’s her big, BIG man! And ALL zennies kick ass
73. B/c we sent Danny Masterson THE pic and Luvcali76 kicks ass!
72. Before them we were decent, upstanding citizens! And who wants that?
71. B/c they are like two pervy turtles!
70. B/c they win EVERYTHING!
69. B/c Jackie and Hyde are the first to 69 on the Couple’s Board!
68. B/c he daydreams about her in a coconut bra. Now that’s love!
67. B/c they both wanted to wrap Dave. . .hopefully in the buff!
66. B/c we also ship Danny’s hand/Mila’s ass!
65. B/c the pout had even the Zenmaster whooped
64. B/c the brown owl has left the nest. Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
63. B/c she chose a strong man and they don’t always listen
62. B/c thread titles are a gov’t conspiracy we need to protest
61. B/c he wasn’t opposed to doing it
60. B/c even Leo knows Hyde loves Loud Girl. . .and he’s a dopehead!
59. B/c it’s official! Jackie and Hyde own the couple’s board!
58. B/c Jackie and Hyde like it on top
57. B/c he can’t quit her, babe
56. B/c Season 8 cyborgs will NEVER penetrate our fortress of zen love
55. B/c soon, Jackie and Hyde are gonna own the couple’s board
54. B/c she can’t control her dirty urges!
53. B/c he’s her Veteran’s Day miracle!
52. B/c she wants him it’s obvious
51. B/c they’re like Siamese twins. . .joined at the beard
50. Fifty threads of hot pics, sexy kisses, and utter debauchery!!
49. B/c she made him stupid and he loved every minute of it
48. B/c we’re still waiting for couch sex!
47. B/c she’s his personal cheerleader. . .w/ perks!
46. B/c his little grasshopper can shine. Shine, grasshopper, shine!
45. B/c our Screencaps are SO hot, our thread might burst into flames
44. B/c she eventually found someone better. . .Him!
43. B/c they fooled around & fell in love
42. B/c we have REALLY dirty pictures? What do you have?
41. B/c he let the razor say the words his mouth couldn’t speak
40. B/c the title we REALLY wanted had way too many asterisks!
39. B/c he thought she looked ridiculously hot in that bathing suit
38. B/c who else would we ship? E/D? Pft!
37. B/c he loved her so much, he was willing to suck on bad cookies
36. B/c he’s so sexy, she made him say ‘flowchart’
35. B/c whatever, that’s cool
34. B/c feeling up Jackie is what the pit is made for
33. B/c Jackie & Hyde are way too cool for titles
32. B/c we’re running out of title ideas. Go Jackie & Hyde!
31. B/c he got busted by the fuzz for loving her
30. B/c he thinks she’s like Tahiti: warm and beautiful
29. Hey! We’re all forgetting what’s important here! They’re in love!
28. B/c people say we’re obsessed and we say *raspberry!* that’s right!
27. B/c we will never EVER let the Wilmer win!
26. B/c you only stalk, or go to jail for, those you truly love
25. B/c WE, the FANS, freakin’ said so!
24. B/c we fight and make up, fight and make up, just like them
23. She’ll have him speaking French and writing thank u notes in no time
22. B/c she’s his chick, man
21. Only 2 things please Hyde: hitting Kelso & Jackie freakin’ Burkhart
20. B/c “Details, baby, details”
19. B/c he took a bullet for their love
18. B/c now we know how Bohemian Rhapsody REALLY went down!
17. B/c we’ve got shirtless, sweaty Danny shots, dammit!
16. B/c she loves super monkey balls & his nine inch zipper!
15. B/c they were the hottest thing to ever happen on Donna’s bed
14. B/c our couple just looks better pushed up against things
13. B/c they ended up together, dammit!
12. B/c Hyde bagged Jackie right back!
11. B/c Jackie bagged Hyde & that’s what REALLY matters
10. B/c he is going to be Mr. Jackie Hyde!
9. B/c if she could make her daddy buy him for her she would!
8. B/c the fact that made it was so wrong was what made it SO HOT!
7. B/c being abandoned by your parents is so foxy
6. B/c he totally copped a feel
5. B/c they’re BOTH good looking
4. B/c only this 95lb brunette w/ pink toenails could shake him down
3. B/c they belong together like baba balooba shwala sha bang sha bang
2. B/c she’s the yin to his yang
1. They’re wrong but they’re hot!