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| As a matter of fact....
Behind the Scenes of AWE
(GV: Gore Verbinski, OB: Orlando Bloom, JD: Johnny Depp, TT: Terry and Ted, KK: Keira Knightly)
GV: CUT!!! Okay…that was great…really great…Orlie, try not to toss your hair so much in the next scene.
OB: Right.
GV: Okay people…let’s set up for the next scene…the wedding scene.
JD: The what?
KK: Wait…wedding scene…what wedding scene?
GV: Uh…Terry…Ted? You want to handle this?
TT: Sure Gore. We think there needs to be a wedding scene.
JD: But were shooting the battles sequences right now.
TT: Yes. That’s were the wedding is going to be.
KK: That doesn’t really make sense though does it? Elizabeth wouldn’t marry Jack in the middle of a battle.
TT: Of course not. She’s going to marry Will in the middle of the battle.
OB: Excellent!
KK: What? Will???!!!
JD: Not trying to tell you how to write guys but…doesn’t that sort of come out of nowhere?
TT: Who cares? We’re the writers!!!
KK: But Will??? She’s barely been civil to him. She clearly loves Jack. Why would she marry Will???
TT: Orlando has a lot of teenage fans…
OB: That’s true. I do. It’s because I’m handsome.
TT: The young girls would be disappointed if he didn’t get the girl.
JD: But what about the rest of the audience?
TT: Who?
KK: But Will is going to die, he’s going to be the Captain of the Flying Dutchman. Where will that leave Elizabeth?
JD: She and Jack will be pirates, roaming the seas, looking for…
TT: Oh no. No, no, no…nothing like that. Elizabeth will wait for Will. And Jack will end up in a dinghy.
JD: Heh, heh…dinghy…that’s a funny word…dinghy…
KK: Wait for Will??? But she’s a pirate!
TT: She’ll wait for him…they’ll be a flash…it will be very romantic…
KK: Romantic???? Waiting around for 10 years for a zombie???? How is that romantic??
TT: Trust us. We know romance.
OB: I trust you.
JD: …dinghy…hee hee
KK: It sounds utterly ridiculous!!!
GV: Look…this movie has already cost more than a quarter of a billion dollars…we really can’t afford to argue here…let’s just shoot the stupid wedding.
TT: You mean ‘romantic’ wedding.
KK: Ugh…
JD: …dinghy…hee hee…DINGHY!!!
OB: How’s my hair? Does it look appropriate for a wedding?
GV: ACTION!!
BTW...when I first saw your post 'Gore' jumped out at me first and my reaction was "I wrote a bit about Al Gore?" 
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