| This was in my local newspaper and I thought it was LMAO-worthy so here it is:
STEP aside Aussie Tyler Atkins. Paris Hilton has a new man, otherwise known as the scraps of TV star Mischa Barton.
The former hotel heir has been spotted on a series of dates with Barton's ex Cisco Adler, according to The Sun newspaper.
Barton split with the Whitestarr frontman in February after naked photos of him surfaced from Hilton's belongings.
At the time, a sheepish Cisco said: Her ******* got stolen and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there."
"I think it was actually worse for (Barton) than for me in some ways.
"So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on."
But now that Barton has moved on - "I'd like someone who's mature. God, I can't take another immature person" - Hilton has moved in. |