baileycat

Daniel ran past the fans, on the way to the concert and after-party that lasted all night. He smiled and waved to the one tearfilled fangirl who was almost became woozy and fainted. He then turned around and helped them up. Suddenly a giant dude tackled him and almost crushed Dan's skull but then luckily someone who cared enough to pull him to the waiting car and buckled his seatbelt. Dan then decided that he was going to have a big pool of pudding when he finished partying. So then he decided to play the piano because he wanted to be a talented pianist and perform at the great venues. He loved to entertain the crowd with his wonderful skills. After the recital had finished, a pianist that was very impressed with Dan's abilities and wanted to hire a famous young ingenue to make the world a better place. He called Dan up to his music studio so that he could be recorded. Unfortunately there was a problem with the mircophone that wouldn't go on. A shopping trip made by his agent thankfully saved the kittens from Sanjaya's horrible rendition of "Don'Cha". Once upon a time there was a giant ogre named Shrek. Dan was shocked when Rupert danced the macarena across the kitchen floor and without towels to help him catch the one hairball which flew in through a window. Fortunately, the one that was the nearest to the fangirls exploded spectacularly causing most of the oreos to run screaming for Yates to help protect them. Three of the leftovers melted the eyeballs of every single fangirl that cried for their own oreo cookie. All too soon the party was a ruckus. It was heartbreaking to see that none of the fans got an autograph from Oprah. Instead, the rush of shoppers caused a big landslide that shook the