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Old 05-07-2007, 05:08 AM
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Okay, guess that means #8 has been voted off this round!


NUMBER 1

Jack's entrance in Curse of the Black Pearl


NUMBER 2

Mullroy: You don’t have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack : I’m sorry, it’s just - it’s such a pretty boat. Ship.
Murtogg: What’s your name?
Jack : Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.
Mullroy: What’s your purpose in Port Royal , Mr. Smith ?
Murtogg: Yeah. and no lies.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Murtogg: I said no lies!
Mullroy: I think he’s telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.
Jack : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.



NUMBER 3

Jack escapes (for now).
"Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you save mine, we’re square. Gentlemen, m’lady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"



NUMBER 4

Jack : Scarlett ! [she slaps him] Not sure I deserved that. Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?!
Jack : What? [she slaps him] I may have deserved that.



NUMBER 5

"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"

NUMBER 6

Jack trying to find the rum


NUMBER 7

Jack : But why is the rum gone?

Jack : [takes out pistol, thinks better of it and puts it back, stalks off, imitates Elizabeth ] “Must’ve been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack . Must’ve been terrible for you.” Well it bloody is now!



NUMBER 8

Jack takes a coin out of the chest and fights Barbossa


ELIMINATED IN ROUND 1


NUMBER 9

Jack : [notices the parrot] Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann ] I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually…Ecumenically…Grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth …it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will …nice hat. Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that – [falls over battlement]


NUMBER 10

Jack : [walks over to the helm and looks around fondly] On deck, you scabrous dogs! Man the braces! Let down and haul to run free. Now...bring me that horizon. [hums and takes out his compass] And really bad eggs…drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.


NUMBER 11

Jack's entrance in Dead Man's Chest


NUMBER 12

"No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key."

"No! If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"



NUMBER 13

"Why is the rum always gone? ... Oh, that's why."


NUMBER 14

Jack: All on deck! Run! And keep running! Run as if the devil himself and itself is upon us!
Gibbs: Do we have a heading?
Jack: Ah! Ooh! Run! Land.
[Jack rises from where he was ducked behind the base of the mast, sees Gibbs again]
Jack: Oh! Euh!
Gibbs: Which port?
Jack: Didn't say port. I said land. Any land!



NUMBER 15

Jack escapes once again...

Jack: Oh bugger. [he drops his coil of rope, sprinkles paprika on his armpits] Little seasoning. Eh?



NUMBER 16

Fruit fight!


NUMBER 17

And Jack escapes AGAIN, running towards the Black Pearl, screaming.


NUMBER 18

Threeway sword fight!


NUMBER 19

"Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?"


NUMBER 20

"Pirate."


NUMBER 21

Jack fights the Kracken, which in the end swallows him whole.
"Hello, beastie."



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my vote goes to #20 again!
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