May 25, 2007
Walking into theatres around the world with Sparrabeth on their lips and minds, legions of Jack and Lizzie fans say their final prayer and secretly plot to riot in the streets if they do not get their way.
On a mission, they shove all the do-gooders and ship-jumpers out of their way to get the best spot in the house. Satisfied, they take their seats, open their extra large boxes of sour patch kids and begin discussion as they wait for the moment of truth...
Tanith: Sweet Jesus, if I don't see Jack and Lizzie make out soon, I am going to kill somebody.
Vanessa: Don't even stress. This is going to turn out our way. I just know it.
Michelle: Well, it damn well better. Or, I'm gonna help her.
Jess: 
Look at all them ship jumpers over there. I dont trust them. They look shifty to me.
Lis: Ooh, lets throw stuff at them.
modern audrey: Even better, let's trip them when they try to get through.
Tanith: Pbft! I already tripped three while you guys were talking.
Victoria: (grabs her buttered popcorn): Ready girls? Aim right at their stupid, fat heads.
Theresa: 
This is for Sparrabeth, you traitorous whores!
Lovecat: Viva la eye sex!
Everyone: VIVA LA EYE SEX!
Not long after, the lights of the theatre dimmed and the bright flicker of victory was finally within their grasp....
Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End
Crew of the Black Pearl: 
Where's Jack?... Jack?... Where did he go?
Lizzie: 
Where are you, Jack? I love you and I've realized my mistake. You are the only pirate for me.
Wil: But Elizabeth. What about me?
Lizzie: 
Oops. Sorry.
Wil: No, really. It's fine. I'll just... be over here.
Lizzie: 
It worked.
Gibbs: Hey! There's Jack!
Jack: That's right. I'm back and I'm here to claim what's rightfully mine!
The crew: 
The Pearl?
Jack: Hell no!! I'm here to claim Elizabeth!
(Sparrabethers:
)
Lizzie: Oh Jack!
(Sparrabethers: YAY!)
Wil: 
Hang on a minute! (rips Lizzie away from Jack)
(Sparrabethers:
BOO!)
Wil: She's mine!
Jack: No, she's not! She's mine. Give her back!
(Sparrabethers:
)
Wil: No!
Jack: Yes!
Wil: No!
Jack: No!
Wil: Yes!
Lizzie: 
Oh, for God's sake.
(Elizabeth knocks Wil on his ass and steps over him to get to Jack) Oh, Jack.
Jack: Oh, Lizzie.
(Sparrabethers: YAY!)
Jack: I missed you, love.
Lizzie: Oh, I missed you, too. I WAS sorry. So sorry. Can you ever forgive me?
Jack: Of course.
Lizzie: I love you, Jack!
Jack: I love you, too, Lizzie.
Wil: 
Jack and Lizzie:
And they lived happily ever after.
The End
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Sparrabethers: 
VICTORY!
Willabethers:
Sparrabethers: 
To SPARRABETH!! (To Willabethers) Neener neener, you just lost! *rasberry*
THE END
*bows*