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| 7.20 - Lorelai? Lorelai? – Directors Cut Clip - Transcript
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LUKE'S DINER
[Busy, Babette and Miss Patty are talking]
BABETTE: “My funny valentine” it doesn’t work, it’s April already. What about “Down with love” to open.
MISS PATTY: It’s too depressing.
BABETTE: It’s not depressing, it’s ironic.
MISS PATTY: People don’t listen to music for irony.
BABETTE: What about “Weird Al”
MISS PATTY: Weird who?
LORELAI: Hi girls.
MICHEL: Lorelai.
BABETTE: Hi hon.
LORELAI: What’s with the whisper?
BABETTE: We’re saving our voices.
LORELAI: I think that ship has sailed.
MISS PATTY: Oh we’re debuting our cabaret act tonight at KC’s.
LORELAI: OH I thought Saturdays was karaoke night at KC’s.
BABETTE: It is so we went over there this morning to sign our selves up for the first 15 songs.
LORELAI: Well I’m sure the karaoke regulars will love that.
MISS PATTY: So what do you think Lorelai, to open with the show. Streisand or Porter?
LORELAI: You can not go wrong with either one.
MISS PATTY: You gonna be there right.
BABETTE: You gotta come hon, it’s gonna be [louder] fantastic… [quieter] Fantastic.
[Luke comes to the table]
LORELAI: Hey
[Lorelai notices something different about Luke]
LUKE: Okay her you go ladies. Little hot water for you Miss Patty and for you Babette a bowl of shredded wheat.
BABETTE: It’s for my throat, it give it a rougher quality, a husk sound sorta like Debbie Herry meets Eithal Herman.
[Lorelai is looking at Luke]
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: What?
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: Nothing.
LUKE: Okay.
LORELAI: I’m just getting some coffee.
LUKE: To go.
LORELAI: Yeah.
LUKE: Coming right up.
[Over at the counter Lorelai spots some stuff on the counter]
LORELAI: Oh you preparing for the big boat trip huh.
LUKE: Yeap.
LORELAI: Wow you want me just to talk in nautical terms till you go.
LUKE: No.
LORELAI: Eye, eye captain.
LUKE: Please don’t.
LORELAI: Shiver me timbers.
LUKE: Are you done.
LORELAI: All hands on deck. Now I’m done.
LUKE: Good.
LORELAI: So where you going?
LUKE: Ah we’re thinking of heading up the coast.
LORELAI: Oh up is good.
LUKE: Should be fine.
LORELAI: You’re really going on a boat trip, you sure that’s a good idea.
LUKE: What’s wring with a boat trip?
LORELAI: Well for starters you’re on a boat.
LUKE: So.
LORELAI: So, anything could go wrong, you’re on a boat in the middle of no where, haven’t you seen “Dead Calm” “Open Water” "Das Boot".
LUKE: Okay first of all I did not purchase a U boat.
LORELAI: Titanic, surely you’ve seen Titanic!
LUKE: Aprils very excited about this.
LORELAI: Sure she is.
LUKE: Here’s your coffee.
LORELAI: Look instead of paying for this can I just give you some of my stage advice.
LUKE: I’d rather have the dollar.
LORELAI: April says she’s very excited.
LUKE: Very excited.
LORELAI: Yeah she says she’s very excited, but if I were you I would plan a couple of nights at a hotel so she can wash her hair and order room service. That’s what I would don.
LUKE: Okay.
LORELAI: Okay, and if you’re heading up the coast you have to spend as much time as possible on the southern coast of Maine.
LUKE: Yeah.
LORELAI: And you have to go to a place called Barnacle Billies.
LUKE: “Barnacle Billies”
LORELAI: The best lobster you have every had and you sit on the deck and never want to leave.
LUKE: Okay I’ll check it out.
LORELAI: [Smiling] For all that extra advice don’t I get a donut?
[Luke lifts the cover]
LORELAI: Thank you very much.
LUKE: Mu-mm
LORELAI: Bye Patty, bye Babette.
BABETTE AND MISS PATTY: [singing together] So long, farewell. Auf weidersehen goodbye, goodbye.
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Last edited by lancer1993 : 04-26-2007 at 12:50 AM.
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