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| 7.16 - Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore? - Directors Cut Clip Transcript
edited - with help from buttuglycow
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MRS KIM ANTIQUES
MRS KIM: So what’s it going to be, yes or no?
CUSTOMER: Well I really like them. I’m just not sure how they’re gonna work in the room.
MRS KIM: They will work they are teak. Teak is a hard working wood.
CUSTOMER: How about I take them out on memo?
MRS KIM: Memo?
CUSTOMER: You know. Bring them home, see how they look, if I like them then I buy them.
MRS KIM: No I do not work with memos, I work with money. You buy them then you take them home.
CUSTOMER: What if they don’t fit next to my the bed.
MRS KIM: Then you get a new bed.
LORELAI: Hi Mrs Kim.
MRS KIM: Lorelai.
LORELAI: How’s business?
MRS KIM: People die, go bankrupt, there is always furniture to sell.
LORELAI: Sounds good.
MRS KIM: You come for pictures of Lane?
LORELAI: Yeah.
MRS KIM: Here you are.
LORELAI: Thanks.
MRS KIM: [holding off handing them over] I am giving these to you in pristine condition and I expect that is how they will be returned. Do not cut them up or put glue on the back.
LORELAI: I will do my best. [Mrs Kim pulls them away from Lorelai’s hand again] I will return them in the condition they were received. [She hand them over] See you at the show.
[Lorelai starts to leave]
MRS KIM: Ah, no you won’t.
LORELAI: Why?
MRS KIM: I’m not going.
LORELAI: Not going to you daughters baby shower, why not?
MRS KIM: Lane knows why.
LORELAI: Oh there’s a problem between you two?
MRS KIM: Yes.
LORELAI: Maybe you could put it aside for one day?
MRS KIM: No.
LORELAI: It’s that bigger deal?
MRS KIM: Yes.
LORELAI: Is there anything Lane can say or do that can change your mind?
MRS KIM: Yes.
LORELAI: Does Lane know what it is?
MRS KIM: Yes.
LORELAI: What I have like 14 questions left?
MRS KIM: I have work to do.
LORELAI: Mrs Kim, I know Lane would really like you to be at the shower.
MRS KIM: Well life is full of disappointments. You can show yourself out. [Too the customer] Too late you cannot by those tables any more.
LORELAI: Okay then!
[Lorelai looks at the packet of pictures]
LUKE'S DINER
[Kirk enters]
KIRK: Word on the street is you want to sell your boat.
LUKE: I called you Kirk.
KIRK: Yeah but I was on the street what I got that call and to be honest with you, I was a little surprised to hear about this turn of events.
[They start walking out to the boat.]
LUKE: It’s not a turn of events Kirk. I just want to sell my boat.
KIRK: But you’ve always been really attached to this boat. Hell I thought you’d take it to your grave with you, maybe you’d row yourself across the River Styx.
LUKE: Yeah well turns out I’m not using it, you interested?
KIRK: [Kicking the trailer tires] It does suit me and it would be great for water skiing. Lulu loves water skiing. She also loves carriage rides. You’re not selling a carriage are you?
LUKE: Just the boat Kirk.
KIRK: Hmmm.
LUKE: You interested or not?
KIRK: How much we talking?
LUKE: $600.
KIRK: I was thinking more around three.
LUKE: Price isn’t negotiable.
KIRK: Okay 400.
LUKE: Non negotiable $600 price includes everything Kirk, even the trailer.
KIRK: 590.
LUKE: 600 dollars Kirk.
KIRK: 595 and you throw in a life preserver and a captain’s hat?
LUKE: 600 and you buy your own captain’s hat.
KIRK: But you’ll throw in a life preserver?
LUKE: Deal. Just have it out of here ASAP.
[Luke goes back in the diner]
KIRK: Sucker.
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