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Old 01-08-2007, 12:24 PM
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It involves balls out action. Balls out action always beats drama except to Oscar voters. Who will never ever give Jason Statham the OSCAR he deserves.

Next time on Gilmore Girls;

INT -- THE CRAP SHACK. Lorelai and Rory sit slumped down on the couch. Both Lorelais look rather depressed.

RORY [depressed and hardly audible]: "I cant believe we lost trust love."

LORELAI [solemn]: "Yeah."

RORY [still very low key]: "How did that happen?"

[Lorelai looks around the Crap Shack for Paul Anka. This annoys Rory.]

RORY [annoyed]: "Maaaaaaaaaa..."

LORELAI [reserved with a sad face]: "Rory, we lost true love to being a couple of hot messes, and Logan and Luke's desire to save those who cannot save themselves."

[Rory and Lorelai look at one another as if they cannot believe that what Lorelai just said has meaning behind it.]

RORY [more depressed and even less audible]: "I guess we had it coming."

LORELAI [downtrodden]: "Yeah."

NEXT TIME ON GILMORE GIRLS!

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