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LUKE QUOTES

THE MODEL HOME

Luke Ward: What are you looking at, you queer?
Seth: quietly Yeah, well at least I don't shave my chest.
Luke: What did you just say?
Seth: I said you look good in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.

Luke: You're okay.
Ryan: Disappointed?

THE SECRET

Luke: Maybe I'll just skip it, you know? Just go to the beach and wait 'til this all blows over.
Ryan: Nope. It doesn't work that way. It's been months and I'm still the kid from Chino who burned a house down.
Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in TJ.
Seth: And I'm still... Well, I'm still Seth Cohen.

THE THIRD WHEEL

Luke: New year's resolution: punch people less.
Ryan: Yeah. Mine, too.

Seth: to a singing Luke Hey man, you know who sings this song?
Luke: Rooney!
Seth: Yeah. And it should stay that way.

THE LINKS

Luke: Hey, Chino, why don't you ride with me!

Luke about Oliver: I could hurt that guy.
Ryan: So could I.

THE RIVALS

Luke: Well just give me the word and I will drop the Great Gatsby.

THE TRUTH

Seth: You don't think that's a little crazy?
Luke: Have you met Oliver?

THE L.A.

Luke: Hey man, what's up?
Ryan: Nothing. So ... did you have sex with Julie Cooper today?

THE PROPOSAL

Julie: I had to block you from my buddy list. You were incessant.
Luke: You blocked me?

Ryan: Just give me your keys and let me drive you home.
Luke: What home?

Luke jokingly, to Ryan: Welcome to Portland, bitch.

THE DISTANCE

Luke: Cohen got in a little fight with his mom.
Seth: Thanks. That was both honest and emasculating.

Seth: She has to understand it's not all about her.
Luke: You've got some willpower, because she has a killer rack.

Luke: C'mon, Chino. Try and hurt me. Make me feel pain. Wound me.
Seth: Do you know all the money Luke saves on therapy through this thing.