Alan Parrish: [warning Judy and Peter about how much more complicated the Jumanji game is than they thought it to be] You think that misquitos, monkeys, and lions are bad? That is just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me.



[Alan is about to play a turn on the game, and he suddenly cracks up a joke]
Alan Parrish: Okay, it's my turn. I got it! "Colonel Mustard in the Library with a wrench."
[chuckles]
Alan Parrish: "Clue."



Alan Parrish: Right now, he wants to hunt me and kill me.
Sarah Whittle: Why you?
Alan Parrish: Why me? I don't know. Everything about me he finds offensive. You'd think it'd be a waste of his time.

Alan Parrish: Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor, so it's your turn, Peter.


Riddles of Jumanji
In the jungle you must wait Til the dice read five or eight.
Don't be fooled it isn't thunder, staying put would be a blunder.
At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.
This will not be an easy mission - monkeys slow the expedition
Need a hand? Well, you just wait. We'll help you out. We each have eight.
There is a lesson you will learn, sometimes you must go back a turn.
Beware of the ground for which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand.
You're almost there with much at stake, but now the ground begins to quake...
They grow much faster than bamboo. Take care or they'll come after you.
A tiny bit can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch
A hunter from the darkest wild... makes you feel just like a child
Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon, in your lagoon.
His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move poste haste

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