True Gen X/Y story that I must share since I think this thread has gone totally in a new direction...
I work at the headquarters for a huge multi-national corporation that is siutated in the suburbs. Across the street from us is the areas largest retail mall, so I always walk over there to have lunch at the food court.
Well, today I go to get an Orange Julius and I order a medium sized drink and am only charged for the small. When I ask the girl why... She says, "Mall Employee Discount" [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]
"But I don't work here?"
"You don't? I see you here every day. Don't you work at the cell phone booth down by Dillard's?"
"Uh... Yeah. That's me."
"That's what I thought. Just tell all the guys at the food court and you can get everything half off" [img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img]
I now officially have a Mall Employee discount at a mall I don't work at, yet am paid much more at a multi-national I work for across the street.
If that isn't a "Wonderfalls Moment" I don't know what else is [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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