sarzy

The situation: Dire.

The reason: Admin are starting up another round of that perennial family favourite, "The Board with the least amount of traffic gets closed forever."

The rules: Everybody rolls the dice to see which Board has a low traffic count. The Board with a high traffic count, wins, goes onto next round. The Board with the low traffic count, loses, goes bye bye.

Instructions: Posters who love Late Night TV tell all their friends about this Board. Friends come in their droves, find out how cool it is, post alot and form lasting friendships with other posters. Current posters make a concerted effort to maintain a higher level of posting (100 posts a week, Eek!) on an ongoing basis. NOTE: Attempts to post like a wild banshee for a week or two are seen as feeble by the Admin, who unfortunately are smart enough to see through such tragic attempts.

To Win: Post regularly, often and with a skerrick of intelligence (as we have all been doing) and the Board will remain open. Failure to do so will result in Board closure.


Good Luck and may the Leno be with you.